Cody - by Marina (A Comedy Piece)

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Previously on Cody: Cody left Nicole out high and dry the morning after their "date" on Friday. Even though Nicole tried desprately to call Cody, he would not answer or listen to any of her voicemails. Many other Superstars and Divas were meddling in Cody's business which pushed him over the edge. The next morning, Cody recieved a shocking revelation...let's continue where our story left off....

Cody: I can do this. *takes deep breath, takes phone out and dials*

(Ring, Ring, Ring)

Nicole: Hello?

Cody: Um...hi.

Nicole: It's about damn time. After you ignored me and left me in the hotel room, you think I want to talk to you?

Cody: I'm sor...

Nicole: What? You're "sorry"? Well, excuse me for thinking you were a nice guy. Goodbye.

Cody: WAIT! All I want to know is if I used one or not.

Nicole: *laughs* If you were that concerned, you would have called me yesterday.

Cody: Please. Just tell me.

Nicole: Ha, you really want to know?

Cody: Yes...please...

Nicole: No, and let's just say mother nature hasn't gave me a gift yet, even when she said she would give me one yesterday. *hangs up*

Cody: Nicole? No. *breathes silently for a second* NO! *kicks over trash can and puts hand on face*

Even though it was hard to keep back the tears, Cody finally got on the plane to Memphis with a hot, hard lump in his throat. Randy, Ted, and others tried calling him after he landed, but Cody was numb. He couldn't feel anything but that hot lump in his throat. He fidgeted around for a while until someone came up and talked to him.

M.V.P: Hey Cody! Ready for our match tonight? *slaps back*

Cody: Um...ya. Sure. *continues to fidget*

M.V.P: You ok?

Cody: I'm fine. *continues to fidget*

M.V.P: Man, you don't look fine. You look like you about to cry or something.

Cody: I am. Something happened that I wasn't prepared for.

M.V.P: Did somebody die or what?

Cody: No. No no no no no.

M.V.P: What is it?

Cody: You can't tell anybody!

M.V.P: Ok man, I won't.

Cody: Some chick I had this fling with told me that she has Cody Jr. with her.

M.V.P: No way!

Cody: Way.

M.V.P: Dude, I'm sorry.

Cody: *sigh*

After the event ended, Cody tried calling Nicole but no answer. Cody was on the verge of a nervous breakdown. Finally, she answered.

Nicole: What do you want?

Cody: I...I...just wanted to tell you...that i'll be there for you.

Nicole: I don't want you to. I can do this on my own. I. DON'T. NEED. YOUR. HELP.

Cody: Please Nicole.

Nicole: Did you even think of how it would make me feel when you left? You couldn't even leave a note or take any of my calls?

Cody just couldn't take anymore and started to breakdown.

Cody: *snifel* I'm sorry. What can I do to make you forgive me?

Nicole: Wow, you're actually crying now? Ha, if you really care, call me tomorrow at 4:00 after I get out of my doctor's appointment. *hangs up*

Cody was in so much pain. He had to tell others. He told Randy and Ted. They offered support just as any good friends would, but seriously c'mon, it's Randy and Ted.

Ted: Congrats Codeman! I should totally call LayCool so they can plan a baby shower and get decorations, and party platters, and...

Randy: Ted!

Ted: Huh? Oh sorry I guess I got carried away.

Randy: Don't call anybody, we don't know anything is for sure.

Cody: *stares blankly*

Randy: *taps shoulder* C'mon Cody, it's not that bad...

Cody: It's not that bad...IT'S NOT THAT BAD?!?!

Ted: Just calm down!

Cody: I WILL NOT CALM DOWN! THIS IS NOT A JOKE TED! *storms out*

The next day, Cody anxiously waited for 4:00. Time seemed to go by so slow...Cody was jittery, jumpy and very very nervous. Every second felt as if he would pass out, but Dustin (Goldust) kept him composed and conscious. Let's go down and see what's up...

Cody: 4:00!

Dustin: Didn't she say AFTER 4:00?

Cody: IT DOESN'T MATTER! Does it?

Dustin: I don't know. Hell, I don't know anything anymore. *shakes head*

Cody: *fidgets*

Meanwhile, Nicole has just gotten out of her doctor's appointment...let's sneak a peek at what's going on....

Nicole's Mom: Oh honey! I'm so happy!

Nicole: I know, me too.

Nicole's Mom: Imagine what would happen if you were? At least that's another thing not to worry about...you still have your whole life ahead of you!

Nicole: In a way...i'm kind of sad that i'm not...

Mom: W-Wh-What?!

Nicole: I like him. Not because he's famous or anything like that, but he's really nice. I really think you would like him.

Mom: Any guy who leaves my daughter alone in a hotel room doesn't deserve you, sweetie!

Nicole: Oh look, it's him now.

Mom: *groans in disapproval*

Nicole: Hello?

Cody: Nicole! Oh my gosh, i'm so glad that you answered! *breathes fast*

Nicole: Are you hyperventilating?

Cody: Kind of.

Nicole: Well, the doctor said...

Cody: I love you.

Nicole: What?

Cody: I mean it. I really do! And i'll do whatever it takes to provide! I promise! I wanna be with you.

Nicole: Um...well....I love you too! And...uh....I am!

Mom: *epic gasp* Nicole!

Cody: That's great, i'm real happy. I would love to see you. Come tonight?

Nicole: Well, I have a late shift tonight.

Cody: Get somebody to cover it.

Nicole: Um...ok! But I still have to pack and...

Cody: I'll book the flight for tomarrow at five a.m, ok? Don't keep me waiting.

Nicole: *giggles* Ok, I won't.

Cody: See ya sexy.

Nicole: See ya. *giggles and hangs up*

Mom: Ahem!

Nicole: Ya?

Mom: Why did you lie to him?

Nicole: I don't know. I just....I know he'll move on and leave me behind if I wasn't. It's the only way to keep him around.

Mom: Nicole, the only thing I can you tell is that if he finds that YOU ARE NOT, it will blow up faster and harder than Iwo Jima!

Nicole: I know, Mom, I know...

So after...Cody went and told Dustin the news...

Cody: Hey! Guess what?

Dustin: She's not pregnant?

Cody: No, but i'm actually feeling kind of happy. I have this weird urge to tell everybody.

Dustin: Watch out cowboy. If Vince or any corpo people hear about this, they'll kill your push faster than you can say "jobber". And...BOOM! Welcome to Superstars.

Cody: Really?

Dustin: Better believe it.

Cody: That's scary. Who can I tell? Randy? Ted?

Dustin: Nobody. Because I know Randy will tell Ted, and Ted will tell the whole damn locker room!

Cody: I can't keep this bottled up! I need to tell somebody!

Dustin: Well, you can tell Randy. BUT HE CAN'T TELL TED. Got it?

Cody: Yep!

So the next morning, Cody waited at the airport for Nicole to come. He waited and waited, until finally she came, looking better than ever.

Cody: Wow.

Nicole: I'm sorry i'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off and I almost missed the flight! Barely had time to put my makeup on.

Cody: *smiles and scoops her up*

Nicole: Whoa! What are you doing?

Cody: Well, in a couple months, I won't be able to do this...*goes in for a kiss*

Nicole: Ya....right....

Cody: How's does a shopping spree sound today?

Nicole: Oh...that's great....

Cody: Are you ok? You don't sound too excited.

Nicole: I'm just tired....that's all...

Wow! How things change so fast! What will happen next? Will Cody ever find out? Will Goldust ever be taken off Superstars? Find out next time on "Cody"! Stay Tuned!

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With the news that Cody received last week, it's been hard keeping Nicole and the (imaginary) "little one" in the down low. Cody thought of an ingenuous plan and decided to introduce Nicole to the locker room, but not tell them that she was "pregnant." Let's see what's going on...

Nicole: I don't know, Cody...it seems a little....soon.

Cody: Trust me, they'll love you, just like I do. *kisses forehead*

Nicole: *blushes*

Cody: Besides, I have to tape SmackDown tonight, so you hang out with some of the guys.

Nicole: Are you sure? I'm really nervous...

Cody: Don't be. *grabs hand*

Nicole: *smiles*

So after their little discussion, Cody decides to go...

Nicole: Shopping? Really? *squeals*

Cody: Yeah, I think it'll be fun.
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Nicole: *hugs*

So they drive up to an upscale boutique in Miami...

Nicole: Cody! Really? Isn't this a little expensive?

Cody: Anything for my baby mama.

Nicole: *nervously giggles and walks in*

Employee: Hello. Is there anything I can help you with?

Nicole: No, thank you.

Cody: Hey, what about this dress?

Nicole: Um....no. None of these are really my style.

Cody: Well, c'mon we'll go to another store...

After a failed attempt, they go to another store...

Nicole: Wow! Look at all these!

Cody: Pick one.

Nicole: There's so many!

Cody: *walks around*

Nicole: Cody! Look at this one! But it's too expensive...

Cody: Let me see......wow this would look damn good on you.

Nicole: But it's $800...

Cody: So? We can get it.

Nicole: Really? Oh thank you!

Cody: *whispers in ear*

Nicole: *giggles* Of course you can....later.

Then, their day continued with a fabulous manicure and pedicure at a local salon! (Cody got one too!)

Nicole: Wow! Look at my nails! They've never been this shiny before!

Cody: I like the design on it.

Nicole: Oh thank you for today! It's been so great! *hugs*

Cody: Well, there's actually something i've been wanting to ask you...

Nicole: Oh yeah?

Cody: *takes a deep breath* Ok, here we go.

Nicole: Cody, you're scaring me...

Cody: You know I love you, right? Well, I want us to be together. Nicole, will you....

Nicole: Wait, Wait, Wait! What are you doing?

Cody: I was just going to ask you if you wanted to travel with me. I can buy you tickets for every show, you can stay with me at every hotel room, it'll be great!

Nicole: I don't know, this is....this is all too much!

Cody: You don't have to, I just thought the long-distance thing wouldn't work, and....

Nicole: I'll do it!

Cody: Really?

Nicole: Ya, I mean, I have to quit my job but...

Cody: I'll support us.

Nicole: Um......ok then!

After their adventurous day, they finally make it the arena where in 1 hour, SmackDown will be taped!

Nicole: I can't believe i'm at SmackDown! This is so exciting!

Cody: You know what's even more exciting?

Nicole: What?

Cody: My locker room! *pulls inside and kisses all over*

Nicole: Cody! Stop! *playfully giggles*

What Cody didn't know is that he forgot to close his door and another superstar came and passed by...

Christian: Geez! Get a room!

But then Captain Charisma steps back and takes a second look...

Christian: Cody? Is that your chick?

Cody: Yep she's all mine!

Nicole: Gee, thanks for introducing me! I'm Nicole, nice to meet you Christian!

Christian: Are you a wrestling fan?

Nicole: A HUGE ONE!

Christian: That's, that's great! *looks up and down*

Cody: Um, Chris?

Christian: *snaps out of trance* Huh, what?

Cody: Can I see you OUTSIDE? *grits teeth*

Christian: Sure. Bye Nicole!

Nicole: Bye.

Cody: What the hell man?!

Christian: What are you talking about?

Cody: You're totally checking out my girl!

Christian: No I wasn't. I was just.....observing.

Cody: You're sick.

Christian: Get used to it. Your chick is hotttt!

Cody: Whatever dude. *walks back in to locker room*

Cody went out to his match and left Nicole in his locker room, but he didn't leave it unlocked...

Nicole: *watches TV*

(knock, knock, knock)

Nicole: Come in!

Matt Hardy: Hey Cody, here's that...

Nicole: Matt Hardy?

Matt Hardy: Yeah, who...who are you?

Nicole: I'm Nicole, i'm Cody's girlfriend.

Matt: Haha, seriously. Who are you?

Nicole: Ha, you're funnier in person! *taps shoulder*

Matt: Hehe, are you really Cody's girlfriend?

Nicole: Ya! Why do people find that hard to believe?

Matt: Mmm...you mind if I sit next to you and watch SmackDown with you?

Nicole: Sure! Grab a seat!

Matt: So how did you guys meet?

Nicole: Well, I asked him for his autograph while he was working out.

Matt: Ah I see...*puts arm around*

(knock, knock, knock)

Nicole: Come in!

Dolph: Hey is Matt in....here?

Matt: Yes i'm in here!

Dolph: *walks over* Well, who's this lovely lady? *kisses hand*

Nicole: I'm Nicole. I'm Cody's girlfriend.

Dolph: Haha very funny!

Nicole: Why does everyone say that?

Dolph: Seriously?

Matt: Seriously.

Dolph: What are you guys doing?

Nicole: Oh, we're just watching SmackDown. Come join us!

Dolph: Well, if you insist...*sits next to Nicole*

But little did Dolph know, his "cougar" was looking for him...

Vickie: Have you seen Dolph? HAS ANYONE SEEN DOLPH?! Dolphykins! Where are you? I bought you some more short shorts! *opens door and gasps* WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHO IS THIS?!

Dolph: Vickie! Um hi! This is Cody's girlfriend, Nicole. And you know Matt...

Vickie: What are you doing in here? I was looking for you!

Dolph: I was watching SmackDown with Nicole and Matt.

Vickie: Come with me right now! You need to try on these new shorts I bought you!

Dolph: *rolls eyes* Fine. Bye Nicole.

Matt: See ya Dolph.

Dolph: Bye Nicole!

Nicole: Um, bye.

Then, Cody walks back to his locker room with a victory in tow, and gets quite a surprise!

Drew: Another win for the "Dashing" one...

Cody: Oh hey Drew.

Drew: Your lass is in there with Hardy and Dolph.

Cody: What?

Drew: In ye locker room...they arr in there, but don't worry about it. It happens to me a lot too.

Cody: What do you mean?

Drew: Guys hit on Taryn all the time.

Cody: Um ok... *walks into locker room*

Nicole: Congrats on your win, Mr. Rhodes.

Matt: Ya congrats man! And I don't mean on your victory... *walks out*

Cody: Nicole, can you wait here a second? *grabs Matt and walks out*

Nicole: Sure.

Cody: You wanna tell jokes?

Matt: Dude, what's your deal? I just meant that congrats for finding a hot chick like that! You're acting like Mr. Sensitive over here.

Cody: Sorry. *walks back in*

So the next morning, Cody and Nicole catch a flight to Seattle, Washington and an interesting question pops up...

Cody: So when are we going to an ultrasound?

Nicole: *nervously giggles* I don't....I don't know.

Cody: I promise, i'll be there, no matter what.

Nicole: No, you're busy! I could totally go by myself, it's fine!

Cody: I want to be there! Do you want to know what it is?

Nicole: Um...no! I like surprises.

Cody: I think a surprise is what got us in trouble in the first place!

Nicole: Hehe, you're right. *nervously giggles*

Cody: Well, I love you Nicole. No matter what.

Nicole: 'No Matter What', huh? *fidgets*

After they land, Nicole makes an ultrasound appointment on a very compromising date, ON PURPOSE.

Nicole: Hey! I made an appointment for an ultrasound!

Cody: Really? That's great! When is it?

Nicole: On saturday at 2:00.

Cody: What? I have an appearance at SummerSlam axxess that day at 2:00!

Nicole: Oh. I'm sorry. I....forgot.

Cody: I guess you'll have to go by yourself. I'm sorry. I wish I could be there. *grabs hand*

Nicole: Like I said, it's fine.

(Ring, Ring, Ring)

Cody: Hello?

Vince: Hey there Rhodes, I need to see you ASAP.

Cody: Why sir?

Vince: If I wanted you to know, wouldn't I have told you?

Cody: Yes sir.

Vince: Meet me ASAP.

Cody: Ok thank you sir.

Nicole: Who was that?

Cody: It was Vince. You can hang out at the hotel if you want. I'll meet you there.

Nicole: Oh. That's fine. *thinks* Oh no.

Cody cruised over to where Vince was staying at, and was VERY nervous. What if he found out? What if he killed his push? All kinds of thoughts were running through his head. With all the courage he could muster up, he got out the car and went into the building.

Vince: Come in.

Cody: Of course.

Vince: Do you know why I called you here?

Cody: No sir.

Vince: You should.

Cody: Yes, I should.

Vince: You see, I got word of something very interesting about you Rhodes.

Cody: Really sir?

Vince: Yes. After hearing of this, I promptly googled it and found some interesting facts.

Cody: Oh.

Vince: *reads off laptop* Nicole Rodriguez: Runner-up Miss Hooters USA in 2008, Miss Colorado in 2009, by far the most attractive fan i've ever seen...Mr. Rhodes, you have done well. Almost too well...

Cody: You think so?

Vince: YOUR G**DDAMN RIGHT I DO!

Cody: Thank you sir.

Vince: You may leave now, good job Rhodes. VERY GOOD JOB.

The whole week just flew by...until Saturday came around and Nicole has just gotten out of her doctor's appointment.

Nicole: So Doc, do we have a deal?

Doctor: I don't like it, but you are offering a lot of money.

Nicole: When he asks...

Doctor: ...the baby is doing marvoiusly and is growing.

Nicole: Thank you. You don't know how much this means to me.

Doctor: Have a good day, m'aam. Here is your ultrasound photo (which has no baby in it).

Nicole: *takes out phone and dials* Hey Frank. It's Nicole. I need a favor. I have this picture and...you have PhotoShop right?

Oooh! How devious is that? Will she fool Cody once again? Will he ever catch on? Stay tuned faithful viewers to the next episode of Cody!

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After Nicole got out of her appointment, she came to Cody with her "ultrasound picture" and lied once again. Let's see what's going on...

Cody: Wow, this is amazing! I can't really see it though.

Nicole: Um, it's that dark spot right there. She's still really small.

Cody: 'She'?

Nicole: Yeah! It's a girl!

Cody: That's great! I'm so happy! *hugs*

Nicole: Yup....it sure is...*sighs*

In the middle of night, while Nicole was sleeping, Cody got a call...a VERY interesting call...

Cody: (sleepily) Hello?

Doctor: Hello may I speak to Mr. Rhodes?

Cody: *yawns* This is him.

Doctor: Hello, i'm Doctor Gomez from the Women's Health Institute, and I called to warn you about something.
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Cody: What?

Doctor: Your girlfriend isn't pregnant.

Cody: WHAT?! *whispers* what?

Doctor: *thinks about the money* I mean, uh...she has a condition.

Cody: What kind of 'condition'?

Doctor: Um...it's called...um....Sperm Delation Sequence! Or SDS as we like to call it.

Cody: What does that do?

Doctor: It means instead of 9 months, she will have to wait 14 months.

Cody: Aw man. Really?

Doctor: I'm glad we had this talk.

Cody: Yeah, me too....i guess.

Doctor: Have a Good Night. (Hangs Up)

Cody: *lays back down and sighs*

The next morning, Cody confronted Nicole about her "SDS" condition...

Cody: Why didn't you tell me?

Nicole: (nervously) T..Tell you what?

Cody: About your condition! I mean, sure we have to wait a little longer, but that's fine.

Nicole: Well, I didn't want to worry you. *thinks* What is he talking about?

Cody: Worry me? Nicole, you would never worry me.

Nicole: Right...

The next week, Cody went over to RAW to visit Randy, Ted and the other guys before the show started.

Randy: Well, well look here, Mr. D over here is a whipped man!

Cody: Haha, very funny, Randy.

Santino: So why didn't Michelle win Miss Hooters in 2008?

Cody: You mean Nicole? And how do you know about that?

Santino: Mister MackMan told me!

Ted: Ya he told me too.

Cena: Hey what are you guys talking about?

Ted: Why Cody's hot girlfriend didn't win Miss Hooters in 2008.

Cena: Oh yeah! Vince told me about that! I wonder that too.

Cody: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Randy: *puts hand on shoulder* Let's face it Codeman, your girl is getting a lot of attention. Now i'm notsaying that I wouldn't tap that...

Cody: RANDY!

Randy: Sorry, kinda got off topic.

Cody: Geez! She's not that hot!

Santino, Ted, Cena, and Randy: *gasp*

Ted: *slaps Cody*

Cody: Ow! What was that for?

Ted: You cherish her!

Santino: Because if you don't, I WILL!

Ted: Screw you! I will!
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Cena: Guys, Guys, let's not fight now, let's make this simple, I will.

Cody: Really guys?

Randy: *RKO's Santino, Ted, and Cena*

Cody: *stares in shock*

Randy: If you don't, I will. *walks away*

After the night ended, Cody went back to his hotel room with Nicole waiting for him...

Cody: *walks in* Whoa! Good god...you look, you look soooo good.

Nicole: I wanted to surprise you. Do you like it? I mean, if you don't like it...

Cody: *reaches forward and kisses* Mmm...I love it...

Nicole: *giggles* So what were your plans?

Cody: Well, I got a couple ideas...*closes door*

While that's going on...we see what's going on in the hotel lounge...

Kelly: Can you believe it? Evan and that intern said that Cody's new girlfriend was prettier than me!

Gail: No way!

Kelly: Way.

Eve: Did they say anything about me?

Kelly: No, I don't think so. They were saying that she's prettier than me, Beth, even Torrie Wilson!

Both Bellas: *gasp*

Gail: Ugh! I'm so gonna beat her ass! Bellas! You know what to do! Plan CX-Alpha!

Bellas: Got it! *walks over to front desk*

Nikki: Hi, we lost the key to our hotel room.

Front Desk: What's your number?

Brie: 817.

Front Desk: You're rooming with a "Cody Rhodes"?

Nikki: Yes sir.

Front Desk: You're not listed here.

Bellas: *bats eyes* Pleassseee?

Front Desk: Fine. Here you are.

Bellas: Thanks handsome. *blows kiss*

Gail: I'll be right back with that phony! *takes elevator up*

Little did Gail know, she was in for quite a surprise...

Gail: *opens door* Where is that....OH GOD! EWWW!! *runs out with eyes covered*

Nicole: *kisses neck and whispers* I take that we're done then?

Cody: I guess so. *smiles*

The next night after a house show, Nicole waited outside for Cody, but he never met her...

Cody: Oof! Uh! Uhhhh!

Man: *kicks harshly* You gonna knock up my Nicole? Huh b*tch?

Cody: Uhhhh...*coughs and blood comes out*

Nicole: *listens and runs in direction*

Man: *punches ribs harshly*

Nicole: Cody! *runs toward*

Man: Nicole?

Nicole: Darryl? What are you...what did you do to him? *kneels down to check*

Darryl: You left me for this fool? Seriously? Nicole, we were supposed to get married! I loved you!

Nicole: You cheated on me! *puts head on chest* Just leave! Leave before I call the cops!

Darryl: *shakes head and runs off*

Nicole: *sobs* Cody, i'm so sorry. *takes out phone and dials*

A couple hours later, at the hospital...

Randy: We got here as fast as we could!

Ted: Is he ok?

Nicole: I...I don't know.

Ted: *hugs* There, there it's ok...

Randy: He'll pull through, I know Codeman.

Nicole: Thanks Ted.

Ted: *continues hugging and smells*

Nicole: Ted?

Ted: *continues hugging* You smell so good...ohhhhh

Nicole: TED!

Ted: Oh sorry. Hehe, forgot.

Doctor: *walks in* He'll be ok. He just has bruised ribs.

Randy: Can we see him?

Doctor: Sure, come on in.

Nicole: Oh Cody! *puts arms around*

Randy: You ok dude?

Cody: I'm fine, how's my face?

Ted: Still as dashing as ever.

Nicole: Oh Cody.

Cody: Damn, quit saying that! You said that enough the other night!

Ted: *chuckles*

Randy: Glad to know you still got it.

Nicole: I'm just glad your ok. *kisses forehead* I love you Cody Rhodes.

Ted: Awwww! Cheesefest moment!

Randy: Hehe, I forgot to tell you guys. Cena's having a barbeque in a couple days and your invited. All the "cool" middies and main-ers' are gonna be there.

Cody: Cool. We'll be there.

Ted: We gotta go, nice to know you're ok, Codeman!

Randy: See ya. Bye Nicole!

Nicole: Bye.

After a couple days went by, Cody and Nicole made it Cena's barbeque, but something seems off...

Nicole: This is really nice.

Cody: It is.

Ted: *walks over* Hey Code, mind if I steal your girl for a dance?

Cody: Naw, it's fine.

Nicole: Are you sure?

Cody: Yeah.

Ted: Milady?

I'm sure you all know the saying "When the cat's away, the mice'll play."?

Gail: *whispers* Go!

Bellas: Cody! You have to help us! It's Kelly! She's in trouble!

Cody: What's going on?!

Bellas: No time! Hurry!

Cody: Ok, let's go! *runs out*

Meanwhile, at the dance floor...

Nicole: Wow, you're a good dancer, Ted.

Ted: Really? Randy always tells me i'm a sucky dancer.

Nicole: *touches face* You are.

Ted: *leans in for a kiss*

Nicole: *backs off* Um...where's Cody? *looks around*

Ted: Oh sorry, I don't know.

Nicole: I better go look for him...

Ted: No. Stay here. Stay...with me. Please.

Awwww Snap! What will come of this? Will Nicole resist temptation? WHERE did Cody go? Stay tuned viewers for another enthralling eppie of "Cody"!

(P.S Only One More Episode Left before the Season Finale)

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We continue off at Cena's barbecue, and things are stirring up between Ted and Nicole....

Ted: No. Stay here. Stay...with me. Please.

Nicole: Excuse me?

Ted: I don't know how to say this but...I think I love you.

Nicole: WHAT?

Ted: I just...didn't know to tell you.

Nicole: I can't believe this! *runs off*

Ted: Wait!

Nicole had to run off to collect her thoughts...she kept thinking to herself "Did that really happen?", while she composes herself, let's see what Cody is doing...

Cody: What happened?

Bellas: She tripped and fell! We think her ankle is broken!

Cody: Aw man...that's not good. *walks over to where Kelly is*

Kelly: *sheds fake tears* Oh Cody! I'm so glad you're here! I can't get up!

Cody: *takes a couple steps forward* Here, let me help you.

Bellas: *trips*

Cody: Whoa!

The Bellas had intentionally tripped Cody and he landed right on top of Kelly, and accidently their lips met. He was put in a very compromising position.

Nicole: Cody? What are you DOING? Is this what you've being doing? *starts to tear up*

Cody: Nicole! This isn't what it looks like! I tripped and fell...

Nicole: (voice breaking up) Right....you tripped and fell right on her face! I thought you loved me!

Cody: I do. I love you more than anything in the world!

Nicole: (starts to cry) No. No you don't. *walks away crying*

Cody: Nicole, wait! *tries to get up*

Kelly, Gail and Bellas: *holds down* Stay awhile. *kisses cheek*

Nicole tries to get away...she tries to leave....but....
Kelly_kelly_398881a_crop_358x243 Kelly Kelly

Ted: Nicole! What happened? *hugs*

Nicole: (sobbing) He cheated on me. He was back there, kissing Kelly.

Ted: Oh my god. I'm so sorry. Do you want me to take you back to the hotel room?

Nicole: *nods and continues crying*

Randy: Hey where are you going? What happened?

Ted: I'll be back. I'll text you the details.

Randy: Ok....

In the backyard...Cody struggles to get free...

Cody: Let me go dammit! *struggles*

Kelly: But we love you!

Cody: *breaks free* Screw you guys! *runs out*

Randy: What the f*ck happened?

Cody: (frantically) Nicole, and the Bellas, and Kelly, and I tripped and fell, and she saw me...

Randy: Calm down! Tell me slowly...
Claudia_lynx_1_crop_358x243 Nicole!

Cody: *looks around* Well...*starts telling story*

Meanwhile...on the highway...

Ted: I can't believe Cody would do something like that, I thought he was such a good guy...

Nicole: I thought so too...

Ted: Well, i'm here if you ever wanna talk. I'm sorry for that thing I told you. I didn't mean it.

Nicole: You didn't mean it?

Ted: I mean, only if you want me to mean it...

Nicole: Thanks Ted.

Ted: No problem. *smiles* Is it ok if I text Randy the details?

Nicole: I don't care. *starts crying again*

Ted: Hey, don't cry...*puts hand on shoulder*

Nicole: It hurts.

Ted: I understand.

Back at the party...

Randy: Ok, so the Bellas asked for help...then what happened?

Cody: Well, then....

Randy: Hold on, I got a text from Ted. *reads*

Cody: Ok. *frowns*

Randy: *grits teeth*

Cody: Randy?

Randy: *punches Cody*

Cody: *reels back* Dude, what the hell?

Randy: I can't believe you. Why the f*ck would you do that to her? SHE f*cking loved you, you son of a

bitch! *punches and kicks*

Cena: Hey, hey! What's going on? Break it up, break it up!

Randy: *held back by Santino* Your bitch ass is dead! You hear me?

Cena: Hey you dropped your phone!

Cody: *holds face, picks up phone and reads*
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Cena: You ok? That was pretty brutal.

Cody: I'm fine. *hands phone*

Cena: I'll give it back to him ASAP. What got into him I wonder?

Cody: I'm just a dumbass. Let's leave it at that.

After that little confrontation, Ted finally drops Nicole off at the hotel...

Nicole: Thanks Ted.

Ted: It's cool. I'm pretty pissed at Cody though.

Nicole: Me too. *tries to smile* Um...can I ask you something?

Ted: What's up?

Nicole: I really don't want anything to do with Cody right now. Do you mind if I stay in your room for a little while?

Ted: Oh, sure, but me and Randy have conjured rooms though.

Nicole: That's fine. I just need somewhere to chill for now.

Ted: Yeah, it's totally fine. Let me take up your bags for you.

Nicole: Ok.

So Nicole and Ted walk up to Ted's room and set all of her stuff down...

Ted: Oh snap, I forgot. I only have one bed. You can sleep here, I'll sleep on the floor.

Nicole: Thank you. *kisses cheek*

Ted: *smells and tries to resist temptation*

Nicole: If Cody asks, i'm not here. I don't want to see him, talk to him or anything.

Ted: I understand. *sighs and starts to walk away*

Nicole: Before you go, I need to change into my pajamas, and I can't unzip my dress in the back. Could you help me please?

Ted: *bites lip* Sure. *walks back over*

Nicole: Thank you again. Gosh, I feel like i've been saying that all night!

Ted: *unzips*

As any man probably would, Ted's heartbeat speeds up, his hands get sweaty, and his primal instinct kicks in, until he just couldn't fight it anymore.

Ted: *starts kissing neck*
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Nicole: Mmmm...

Ted: *continues*

Nicole: *softly gasps and moans*

Ted: *pulls down dress and picks up Nicole*

Nicole: *grabs head and kisses*

Ted: *takes off shirt and lays down Nicole down*

Back at the party, people are starting to leave and Cody is getting worried...

Cody: *sighs* She's not answering her phone...

Cena: I read the text. I can't blame Randy for wanting to beat you up.

Cody: FOR GOD'S SAKE! IT WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!

Cena: Surrrrrre, and I REALLY love my gimmick, gee wilickers!

Cody: Haha, very funny. I'm seriously getting worried because Randy told me Nicole left with Ted, and neither are answering their phones!

Cena: *Cough*SEX*Cough*

Cody: What? Ted would never do that to me! He's my best friend!

Cena: He may be your best friend, but Nicole is far by the hottest chick i've ever seen...

Cody: (worried) He...he wouldn't do that...hehe...he has Maryse!

Santino: Mary es looks like those ahobos comparte to Nikole!

Cena: *points to Santino* Exactly!

Cody: *sighs*

Let's take a look at what's going on at the hotel room...

Nicole: Wait...uhn...we shouldn't...uhn...do this...

Ted: It feels...uhn...so right.

Nicole: You're right. *kisses*

Ted: God, I love you so much. *kisses neck*

Nicole: I love you too. *softly gasps*

The next morning...

*knock, knock*

Ted: (sleepily) Hold on...

Nicole: (sleepily) Don't leave me...

Ted: There's someone at the door...

Nicole: *goes back to sleep and puts pillow over head*

*knock, knock*

Ted: What?

Cody: Hey man! Why didn't you answer your phone last night?!

Ted: I....um...was busy. Sorry.

Cody: Have you seen Nicole? I'm really worried!

Ted: Nope. Haven't seen her. Sorry.

Cody: Thanks anyway, bro! You're such a good friend!

Ted: Yup. *closes door*

Nicole: (sleepily) Mmm...who was that?

Ted: No one.

Nicole: I should go. Cody's probably looking for me.

Ted: and they say it feels the same with one on! Bulls*it!

Nicole: What?

Ted: I'm so glad you're pregnant already! That way I didn't have to worry about putting one on.

Nicole: YOU DIDN'T USE ONE?!

Ted: No why are you freaking out?

Nicole: *puts hands on face*

Ted: You are pregnant, right?

OH NO! THIS IS NOT GOOD! WHAT WILL HAPPEN? EVERYTHING COMES TO A HEAD NEXT WEEK ON CODY! STAY TUNED FOR THE EXCITING SEASON FINALE!!

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First, I would like to apologize for posting this waaaaay late. I thought I had posted it, and the thought came across me that I hadn't. Nonetheless, please enjoy.

(Please stay tuned after the Season Finale for a special post-show)

This is it. This is where everything comes to a head. This is the moment you have all been waiting for. THIS IS THE SEASON FINALE OF "CODY"! This season Cody has found love, betrayal, money, and friends, but nothing could prepare him for this. Let's pick up where we left off...

Ted: You are pregnant, aren't you?

Nicole: *shakes head*

Ted: Wait, you lied to Cody?!

Nicole: You don't understand! I...I fell in love with him, and I knew he would leave me if I wasn't.

Ted: Nicole...what are we going to do?

Nicole: I have an idea if I am ok?

Ted: Ok...go on.

Nicole: First, let's go to the drug store and get a test.

Ted: Ok let's go.

While Ted and Nicole go to the drug store, let's see what Cody is doing...

Cody: *picks up phone and dials*

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"Hey you've reached Nicole, please leave a message and i'll get back to you. Muah!"

Cody: *sighs and walks out of hotel room*

Randy: Hey Codeman, you ok? I mean, after I kicked your ass last night, I wouldn't think so.

Cody: No, i'm not. Nicole still won't answer her phone and i haven't seen her since last night, what if she got kidnapped or something?!

Randy: *puts hands on shoulders* Get a grip, dude! She's probably fine, wherever she is. I still hate you though.

Cody: *takes a deep breath* You're right...

Randy: *hestitates* Why don't you come with me and Ron (R-Truth) to get some chicken and waffles?

Cody: *laughs a little* Since when do you eat chicken and waffles?

Randy: It's actually really good. You should come with us.

Cody: Ok, fine. I'll go with you guys.

Randy: Ok cool, let's go! Oh my gosh, when we get there, you have to get the Big Bertha Special!

Meanwhile....

Ted: Well? What does it say?

Nicole: *snifels* It's...it's blue.

Ted: What does that mean?

Nicole: *hugs and sobs*

Ted: Ah man...I'm so sorry, this is all my fault.

Nicole: *continues crying*

Ted: Hey, I know what we can do. Don't worry.

Nicole: *wipes eyes* What is it?

Ted: Well, Cody thinks your still pregnant, right? What if "our" baby is actually yours and Cody's? That way he wouldn't suspect a thing!

Nicole: You actually think that would work?

Ted: Yeah, I really do. *looks into eyes* I know it will.

Nicole: What if he finds out?

Ted: He won't, because only me and you know, ok?

Nicole: *snifels* Ok. I guess, I better go find Cody, and repair the damage.

Ted: Ok, forget this ever happened?

Nicole: *takes a deep breath* Already forgotten. *opens door and leaves*

So Nicole left, and knocked on Cody's hotel door, but there was no answer. She pulled out her phone and called him to see where he was at.

Cody: Wow, this is great! It's amazing!

Ron: See I told y'all you'd like it. Best stuff ever.

Randy: It is. Yum. *continues eating*

(Ring, Ring, Ring)

Cody: Guys! It's Nicole. Should I answer it?

Randy: Yes dumbass.

Cody: Hello? Nicole?

Nicole: Cody, where are you? I've been looking all over for you.

Cody: Where have you been? I've been worried sick!

Nicole: I'm fine. I just wanted to say that i'm sorry. Last night, I totally blew things out of proportion.

Cody: It's ok. Stay at the hotel. We'll be over there soon.

Ron: Aw you guys are too cute, too cute.

Randy: *continues eating and looks at Cody coldy*

Cody: Thanks guys for this great lunch. I should go.

Randy: You should.

Cody: Ok, well, bye Ron, bye Randy.

Ron: Bye Bye.

Cody takes a cab to the hotel where he meets Nicole...

Cody: *runs over and embraces warmly* Oh Nicole, you had me so worried.

Nicole: *smiles*

Cody: How's the baby? I mean, it's only 5 months and we still have to wait 9, but that's fine...because I love you. I love you more than anything.

Nicole: *snifels* I love you too. *hugs*

The months went by like days, and Nicole's belly got big...keeping that lie inside, Cody went with her to almost every appointment...until her due date was only around the corner...

Cody: Ok babe, just breathe. Remember the breathing excerises that Dr. Gomez told you about.

Nicole: *takes a deep breath* Ow! *closes eyes and grits teeth*

Cody: *holds hand* Is it time?

Nicole: *water breaks* Yeah, it's time. OW! OW! *cries*

Cody: Ok, i'll call 911! *takes out phone and dials frantically*

Nicole was admitted into a hospital and Cody was in there with her as she gave birth to a healthy baby girl....

Nicole: OW! UH! OW! *pushes*

Cody: *kisses forehead* You can do it. C'mon! Push!

Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl. Let us clean her off and you can hold her.

Cody: Oh Nicole, I love you. *kisses forehead*
Baby-of-kelly-kelly-398881a-jpg-and-dibiasejr-jpg_crop_340x234 The combination of Nicole and Teds faces, made this child. <----

Nicole: I love you too. *dozes off*

Doctor: Here you are...*hands baby*

Cody: *holds baby and starts to cry* Hi there. Welcome to the world baby. I love you ok? I've always loved you. *cradles baby*

At the front desk of the hospital...

Ted: Do you happen to know which room Nicole Rodriguez is in?

Nurse: What was she admitted for?

Randy: She had a baby.

Nurse: Ok, let me look it up.

Santino: I cannot await! The excitement is akilling me!

Cena: Me too, I can't wait either.

Nurse: Ok, it says here that she is on Floor 4, in Section C, C-125

Ted: Ok thank you. Let's go guys!

Santino: WOOOO!

Randy: Santino! This is a hospital!

Cena: Have some control you animal. Sheesh!

Santino: So asorry. I'm just so excited!

While the boys take the elevator and try to avoid autographs, we see what Cody and Nicole are going to name her...

Cody: I like that name. It's cute.

Nicole: (sleepily) Thanks. I knew you would like it.

Doctor: So have we decided on a name?

Nicole: (sleepily) Yes we have.

Doctor: What is it?

Cody: Larissa Lenay Rhodes.

Doctor: Ok, Larissa Lenay Rhodes, got it. Can both please sign here...and here?

Cody: *signs name and passes the paper to Nicole*

Nicole: *signs name*

Doctor: Ok then! It's official. Here's the birth certificate. Congratulations.

Cody: Do you want to hold her?

Nicole: Yes, please.

Cody: *hands baby*

Nicole: *cradles baby* Oh hey there Larissa. You are gonna have so many boyfriends when you grow up. You are so beautiful.

Cody: *walks out of room and looks up* Hey guys! Over here!

*All the guys walk over with balloons and flowers*

Cody: I can't believe all you guys came!

Randy: Of course. We wouldn't miss this for the world.

Ted: Can we go in and see?

Cody: Yeah, go ahead. 2 at a time though.

Ted: Me and Randy will go in first.

Randy: We'll be right back.

Santino: Oooh! What is it?

Cody: She's a girl.

Cena: That's cute. What did you name her?

Cody: Larissa Lenay.

Santino: That name is saucy!

Cena and Cody: *look at Santino, confused*

In the room....

Randy: Hey Nicole, how are you holding up?

Nicole: *sleeps*

Ted: Oh. Look at her Randy. She looks just like me.

Randy: What?

Ted: Uh...I mean she looks just like Co-DY! That's what I meant to say.

Randy: *picks up birth certificate and reads* Larissa Lenay Rhodes, that's a cute name.

Ted: It is a cute name. Real cute. *walks out*

Cena: ....but seriously, 'Saucy'?

Santino: It is!

Ted: Hey, one of you can go in there now.

Santino: Me me ME!! *pushes Cena and runs in*

Cody: Man, she is gonna be a handful when she grows up.

Cena: For sure.

Ted: I'm going to wait downstairs in the lobby, ok John?

Cena: Ok.

Randy: *walks out* She's real cute Codeman. I like the name too. Congrats.

Cody: Thanks Randy. *hugs*

Randy: Where did Ted go?

Cena: Downstairs in the lobby.

Randy: I'm going down downstairs for a latte, any of you want one?

Cena and Cody: *shakes head*

Cena: I'm gonna go see now, alright?

Cody: Go ahead man.

Santino: *walks out* She is the cutest baby i've ever seen!

Cody: Thanks Santino.

Santino: Where are the others?

Cody: Downstairs.

Santino: Ok! Thank you Mr. Crossrhodes!

Cody: *laughs* No problem.

Cena: *walks out* She's adorable. Later, Cody.

Cody: Later Cena.

Downstairs....

Randy: *takes latte* Thanks for the free latte man!

Owner: No problem Mr. Orton, i'm a huge fan.

Santino: Randy!

Randy: What is it?

Santino: Nothing, I just found you. *smiles*

Randy: Sit down. I need to ask you something.

Santino: Que?

Randy: Remember that night when Ted took Nicole to the hotel room after the barbeque?

Santino: Yes...

Randy: Don't you think its a lil weird that it's been 9 months since then, and this baby looks a whole lot more like Ted than Cody?

Santino: You don't think?!

Randy: It's possible.

Cena: Hey there you guys are. I was looking for you. I was gonna ask you, don't you think that Cody's baby, looks like Ted?

Randy: Exactly.

Cena: I think that...

Randy: ...that Ted is the father of that baby?

Cena: Yeah.

Santino: C'mon guys, we can't make these assumptions without solid proof!

Ted: *walks up* Whatcha guys talking about?

Cena: Uh...

Randy: We were talking about how I got this free latte from that nice man over there.

Ted: Oh ok. *sits next to Santino*

Cena: Um, shall we go, gents?

Randy: We should. We got a houseshow in 8 hours.

Santino: Let's ago!

Upstairs, Cody is still cuddling "his" baby...

Cody: I love you Larissa Lenay Rhodes. I love you so much. *softly kisses forehead*

(fade out)

[glow=red,2,300]I hope you've enjoyed this season of "Cody" as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please stay tuned (below) for the "Cody" post-show. Thanks for reading![/glow]

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Jerry Springer: With a season of drama, comedy, and romance, it would be a travesty not to wrap it all up! This is the "Cody" Season Finale Post-Show and I am your host for tonight, Jerry Springer! This season of "Cody" started off with the so-called "weakest member" of Legacy, Cody Rhodes as he tried to make it on his own without his Legacy brethren. Now that's out of the way, please help me introduce the man who started it all....Cody Rhodes!

*applause*

JS: *shakes hand* How are you doing tonight Cody?

Cody: I'm doing really fine, thanks Jerry.

JS: The first question I have to ask is that, how did this whole sitcom thing get started?

Cody: It's actually really funny, about less than a year ago, Vince approached myself, Ted and Randy about doing a reality show in order to promote Legacy a little bit more. We all agreed to it, although Vince told us it wouldn't necessarily be "reality" because the whole "reality" show would be in kayfabe. We got a so-so response from it, and once the whole show was wrapped up and done for, Vince approached me again and asked if I wanted to do a spin-off sitcom from it. I wasn't really sure if I was the funny type, but he told me we would play off the whole "Voices" gimmick that Randy was given, and we would go from there. In the production days, I met John Lithgow who was playing the voice of Willis, and he became a very good friend of mine. He's a really funny guy.

JS: Sounds interesting. I'm pretty sure all the guys in the audience tonight are wondering, how was it like having Claudia Lynx play Nicole?

Cody: *laughs* It was...interesting. In all seriousness, she's a total sweetheart and I loved working with her. She brought this positive aura to the set that just made it real pleasant to work there.

JS: Well everyone, help me introduce the girl that stole Cody's heart, Claudia Lynx!

Claudia: *walks out, hugs Cody and hugs Jerry*

JS: How are you doing Claudia?

CL: I'm doing great, thank you.

JS: Same question to you Claudia, how was it working with Mr. Rhodes?

CL: To start things off, he is a really good kisser. *laughs* It was really fun. I've never had so much fun working on a project like this.

JS: In this season, you had to cry, be mad, and exert so much emotions, how was that like?

CL: It was hard! First of all, I had to learn to cry on cue, which I had no idea of doing, and I thank Mr. Vince McMahon for having enough patience to work with me and allow me me to keep my job.

JS: Of course, we had you two as the main characters, but we are forgetting one, please welcome the man who played Willis, John Lithgow!

John: *walks out and hugs everyone*

JS: Now, John, you were actually one of the fan favorites of the season, why did they cut you short?

JL: It was actually in the storyline. See, I was merely helping Cody find himself, and once he found himself, I served no purpose. Although I did make a short surprise appearence if you remember correctly.

JS: I am a huge fan of the show, and I thought Willis was completely gut-busting! His sarcasm completely killed me!

JL: Yeah, Willis was funny guy, and I feel like he was kind of like my funny side, that i'd never been able to display in a project before.

JS: Of course, we had the main characters, and then, we had the supporting characters. Please help me welcome Randy Orton, Ted DiBiase, Santino Marella, and John Cena!

*all walk out and hug everyone*

JS: Now, gentlemen, how was the sitcom like?

Randy : It was fun, in "It's A Legacy Thang" I had to play a controlling tyrant, and here I got to be more of myself.

Ted: I had so much fun and I would definitely like to do something like this again. And of course, getting to kiss Claudia Lynx wasn't too bad either. *laughs*

Santino: It was awesome and i'm glad Mister MackMan wanted me to be a part of such a great show, hopefully Santino Marella will have his own show in the future!

Cena: I love to hang out with all these guys, so getting paid to do it just made the deal sweeter. I thought it was pretty fun as well, and I got to be more of myself as well.

JS: Now, Cody, one more question, what's going to happen with you and Nicole and the baby?

Cody: Well, I can't tell you, but if the fans want another season, they'll find out, slowly but surely...

JS: Well, it looks like that's all the time we have for the "Cody" Season Finale Post-Show, thanks for joining us tonight, and thanks for joining us for a great season! Please comment, like and vote on the poll! Thank you once again, I'm Jerry Springer and good night!

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