Cody - by Marina (A Comedy Piece)

[Annaya]

Hey, this is your admin! And I present to you a completely different genre of fanfics that you're used to around here in The Attic, written by my friend Marina (rkosnumba1fan)!

From the creators of "It's A Legacy Thang!", comes a spin-off sitcom that will drive you insane...with laughter!!

We start off with a sneak peek at this brand-new smash series, "Cody", starring Cody Rhodes with occasional appearances by Randy Orton & Ted DiBiase Jr.

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Cody and Ted were in the kitchen when Randy came in out of nowhere, with his booming voice and petrifying presence.

Randy: Cody! Ted! Where is that cake you were supposed to make me?!?!

Ted (sarcastically): Hold on, Randy. Cody's making the "frosting flowers." AND THEY JUST HAD TO BE PINK!

Cody comes running in with the cake in tow, until Ted conveniently puts his foot out...

Cody: Here it...*trips*...ohh....

Randy: Dammit Cody, why can't you do anything right?

Cody: It was Ted!

Ted: Oh sure! It's always me! Why can't you just own up to your screw-ups?

Cody: THAT'S IT!! I'm TIRED & SICK OF BEING YOU GUYS' LAPDOG!!

Ted (snickering): Don't you mean "Sick & Tired"?

Cody: *snarls and walks out the room*

Randy: Ted, go get the swiper and clean this mess up!

Ted: But!

Randy: *looks at Ted evilly*

Ted: OK! Calm Down, sheesh!



Scene 2

Outside, Cody hears an unknown voice...
Unknown Voice: Cody, you don't have to take that...

Cody: Who's there?

Unknown Voice: Where are my manners? My name is Willis & I'm the new voice in your head.

Cody: I have a voice in my head? But I'm a good boy!

Willis: Yes, I know, but think of how Randy got his...

Cody: How?

Willis: *sigh* Triple H treated him exactly the way you are getting treated now...

Cody: Wow! Are you my friend?

Willis: YES I AM YOUR FRIEND!! I mean, *coughs* of course I am your friend.

Cody: Oh cool.

Willis: We need to get revenge; we need to think evil...

Cody: I got an idea!

Willis: What is it?

Cody: I'll steal a square from Ted's tissue paper!! *sheepishly giggles*

Willis: Eviller...

Cody: Um, ok! I'll steal 10 staples from Randy's stapler!

Willis: *sighs deeply* Eviller...

Cody: *thinks* How bout.....*gasps* I know!!

Willis: What?

Cody: I'll hide Ted's favorite rubber ducky in Randy's closet! *bursts out laughing evilly*

Willis: *shaking head and sighing* We got a lot of work to do...

[rkosnumba1fan]

With Willis accommodating himself into Cody's conscience, Ted and Randy were out grocery shopping...

Ted: Hey Randy! Do we get this gouda?

Randy: *thinking while looking in mirror*

Ted: Randy?

Randy: *still admiring self*

Ted: Randy!

Randy: Ted! Don't ever yell at me again! Or I will punt you in skull just like I did last time!

Ted: Gosh, I was just asking about the gouda...

Meanwhile, back the Legacy household...

Cody: *sweeping and humming in the kitchen"

Willis: Codyyyyy....

Cody: Willis! Can't you see i'm sweeping right now?

Willis: Listen to me you immature buffoon! I have an ingenious plan to get vengeance!

Cody: Vengeance will have to wait. A dirty floor is more important!

Willis: *deeply sighs*

Cody: Don't sigh! If I don't get this floor clean, Randy will kill me! Plus, I still have to make Randy's favorite garlic bread!

Willis: What if you didn't have to be Randy's little b*tch anymore?

Cody: One, I'm not a dog, two, I'm not female, and three, I like doing these things for Randy!

Willis: *mumbles under breath* God, please give me the strength to carry on!

Finally, Ted and Randy get back. With 3 large mirrors and gouda cheese in tow!

Ted: *singing* We got the gouda, oh yeah we got the gouda!

Randy: Damn i'm bored!

Ted: Hey did Sam ever find out about the whole fox thing?

Randy: No, not really...

Ted: So, she didn't ask about the half-washed Sharpie mark on your chest?

Randy: Oh I kinda said that a fan went crazy and wrote on my chest...

Cody: Hey fellas!

Willis: Be evil, Cody! Evil....

Cody: No Willis! These are my friends!

Ted: Hey Cody? Who are you talking to?

Cody: Oh no one, I refer to myself as Willis sometimes...it's uh...my middle name!

Randy: Hmm? I thought your middle name was Garrett?

Cody: I...uh...have two middle names!

Ted: 'Cody Garrett Willis Rhodes?'

Cody: Uh...yeah!

Randy: That's a pretty catchy name, Code-man!

Cody: Ya...*smiles nervously*

The next morning...

Cody: I'm going out!

Ted: With who? Your mom?

Randy: NO Ted! With his babysitter!

Cody: Actually guys...

Ted: No! With his cat!

Randy: *looks at Ted, confused* HIS CAT?

Cody: You guys...

Ted: Ya, his cat because, cats are for lonely people!

Randy: I still don't think that's funny!

Willis: Cody! It's time to strike! They keep interrupting you and they are insulting you right before your eyes!

Ted: Why don't you thinks that's funny? I think it's hysterical!

Randy: Just stop, it's getting...

Cody: YOU GUYS! SHUT THE F**K UP! I'M GOING OUT ON A DATE WITH F**KING CANDICE MICHELLE! SEE YOU THE F**K LATER!! *slams door harshly*

Ted: Sheesh! What's his problem?

Outside in the Cody's car...

Willis: Cody! That was marvelous! Amazing! Fantastic!

Cody: I"m not gonna take it anymore! No more Mr. Nice Cody!

*drives up to hotel*

Candice: *gets in car* Hi Cody.

Cody: Uh...hi Candice! You want me to take your coat?

Candice: We're not at the restaurant yet.

Cody: Oh...uh...right! Silly me!

Candice: So where are we going?

Cody: I was thinking Red Lobster, since I gave most of my money for groceries to Randy and Ted.

Candice: Oh....um ok.

And thus ends another episode of "Cody"! Please tune in next time for another gut-busting episode! Thank you and good night! (Don't Forget to comment and like!)

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[rkosnumba1fan]

As months, weeks, and days passed, Willis seemed to be getting more and more control of Cody's actions. Cody was lashing out, being defiant and stealing staples from any stapler in a 10 foot radius. Willis came up with this ingenious plan right when WrestleMania was around the corner...

Willis: Cody...wake up...it's time for another day of destruction and chaos...

Cody: Not today Willis, these past couple months were fun, but destruction and chaos has not been good for my beauty sleep.

Willis: *sigh*

Cody: *snores*

Willis: *Cody slaps himself in the face* WAKE UP YOU INSUFFICENT BUFFOON!!

Cody: *rubs cheek* Ow. Why did you have to hit me? I thought we were friends!

Willis: It's tough love, my boy.

So Cody gets up relucantly, and walks over to the kitchen and over hears Randy and Ted talking...

Randy: So what do you think about Cody lately?

Ted: Randy, we have been waffle-less for the past couple of months and I need my waffles in the morning!

Randy: What does that have to do with Cody?

Ted: Cody, he's a pushover, and now that he's not, he hasn't been making waffles for us anymore! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!

Randy: *shakes Ted violently* Ted! You are not making any sense!

Ted: You don't get, do you? *walks away silently*

Randy: *thinks*

After the conversation was over, Cody began to feel really guilty and sad.

Cody: Willis? I've been really mean lately. I've hurt my friends...

Willis: DO YOU LISTEN TO YOURSELF? YOU CAN'T GO SOFT ON ME NOW!! WRESTLEMANIA IS YOUR CHANCE TO SHINE! TO SHOW THE WHOLE WORLD YOU'RE THE BEST PART OF LEGACY! DON'T YOU WANT THAT?

Cody: I guess...

Randy: Cody? Who are you talking to?

Cody: Oh! I was just....uh....deep in thought!

Randy: *looks at Cody, not convinced*

Cody: (awkwardly) So? How 'bout some waffles? *chuckles nervously*

Ted: Well, this was good, me and Randy are gonna go hit the gym, wash the dishes, will ya?

Cody: Hmph!

Willis: C'mon Cody. Just like we practiced...

Cody: *thinks* But Willis, I'm scared. What will Randy say?

Willis: Just do it! *coughs* I mean, I believe in YOU!

So while Ted was getting his duffel bag, Cody mustered up enough courage and emitted these 2 fatal letters:

Cody: No.

Ted: *looks up, amazed* What did you say?

Cody: *swallows* I...said...no.

Ted: *walks up to Cody* Excuse me?

Cody: *pushes Ted violently* I SAID NO!

Ted: *gets taken aback* Uh ok, Cody! Wait until Randy hears about this! *runs out of room*

Willis: Good job Cody! *Cody wraps arms around self* I'm so proud of you!

Cody: (shocked) I....I, I, I....need to get out of here!

Willis: What? Why?

Cody: (gulp) Just listen.

In the foyer, by the door, where Randy was just about to leave, Cody & Willis hear two voices, and one voice in particular was booming.

Randy: WHAT DID HE DO?! I AM GOING TO F**KING PUNT HIM SO HARD...(inaudible screaming)

Willis: Um, yea, I think it should be time to go.

Cody: But what about my G.I Joes?

Willis: They'll be fine, WE NEED TO GO! *Cody runs out the back door*

A couple minutes later, we find Cody and Willis at the airport, waiting in line, where he sees a familiar face...

Familiar Face: Welcome to Southwest, how may I...*looks up*...Cody!

Cody: Excuse me, do I know you?

Familiar Face: Yes, it's me, Doris!

Cody: Uh, hi, Doris!

Doris: I still remember that day at the gym....I dream about it every night...

Cody: *chuckles nervously* I just want a plane ticket, Doris.

Doris: Anything for you, Codykins!

Cody: *walks by and shudders*

Finally, after so long, they get to the plane, back to Georgia! Willis decides to break the awkward silence.

Willis: So? Who was that “Doris”?

Cody: Um, she was just an old friend, hehe.

Willis: Are you sure? I would like to know about that time in the gym…

Cody: I really don’t want to talk about it.

Willis: C’mon…

Cody: NO!

People look at Cody and murmur to themselves…

Cody: (whispers) Not now, Willis!

Willis: Fine, I’m off to Florida! Let me know when we land!

Cody: *sighs and puts in earphones* Zzzzz….

The plane intercom comes on….

Intercom: This is your captain. We are landing in Atlanta, Georgia. Please exit in a calm and

orderly fashion.

Cody: Zzzzz….

Willis: CODY!

Cody: *jumps up* WHAT? WHAT HAPPENED?

Stewardess: We’re landing sir.

Cody: Oh! Hehe, thanks!

So Cody and Willis get off the plane, and Cody puts on his sunglasses in order to be disguised.

Fan: Hey are you Cody Rhodes?

Cody: (thinks) Willis? What do I say?

Willis: Play it cool.

Cody: *crosses arms* It depends who’s asking.

Fan: Well, I’m your biggest fan! I’m Elmo by the way!

Cody: Oh well in that case, what do you have for me to sign?

Elmo: Well, I kinda wanted a picture and a message.

Cody: A message? What kind?

Elmo: On my phone…if that’s too much, I understand…

Cody: Oh no! That’s totally cool.

Elmo: Really? Eeeh!

Cody: Where’s your phone?

Elmo: Right here.

Cody: Hey you! Punk! This is Cody Rhodes! You’ve reached my man, Elmo. Leave him a

message or you’ll have to deal with the Legacy.

Elmo: Oh that was great!

Cody: No problem, Kid.

Elmo: Before you go, I think you should leave the Legacy. You are waaay better than Randy or

Ted!

Cody: Thanks kid. That means a lot.

Elmo: Ok bye!!

A few moments later…

Willis: See! Even that kid thinks so!

Cody: *sighs* I just want to go home…

Willis: Feeling homesick?

Cody: Ya, I guess…

Cody: *gets in Rent-A-Car* Back to Marietta…

An hour or two later, we see a pleasant white and yellow house in the distance…

Willis: *bursts out laughing* When you hide from Randy, you stay with….your MOM?

Cody: Ya! So what?

Mrs. Runnels: Cody Bear! What are you doing here?

Cody: I’m having problems with Randy and Ted again.

Mrs. Runnels: Oh! Well, come in! I just made cookies!

Cody: I’m not in the mood…

Mrs. Runnels: They’re Chocolate with Chocolate Chunks and Almond, your favorite…

Cody: In that case, COUNT ME IN!

Mrs. Runnels: I just finished organizing your G.I Joes and your comics this morning! I organized

your G.I Joes by rank and your comics by value!

Cody: You’re the best, Mom! *hugs Mom*

Willis: Wow…*sighs*

Thanks for reading and please “like” and comment!

This season on “Cody”, be sure to watch where the Legacy forever breaks apart, Cody finally snaps, Willis gets a crush, and Cody (with Willis’ help) finally becomes, “DASHING”!

=D

[rkosnumba1fan]

Still hiding from Randy, Cody is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (with no crusts) in his mom's kitchen. Willis, though, is no where to be found...

Cody: Nom nom nom nom...

*cricket, cricket*

Cody: *looks around* Willis? Hello? Willis?

*cricket, cricket*

Cody: *sigh* Where are you Willis? You know how I hate to be alone...

Cody then walks into his bedroom full of wrestling posters, action figures, hot wheels, comics, and G.I Joes. Although there was a lot stuff, Cody's prized possesion was his poster above his bed...

Cody: *lays down* Ms. Thiessen, oh how I missed you.
While looking at his poster, Cody begins to drift off into a flashback...back to simpler days...

Randy: Codwee! Teb! Over Here nows!

Ted: What want, wandy?

Randy: Codwee!

Cody: Hi Wandy! *gives hug*

Randy: *pushes* Don't hug me! I's punts yous again!

Cody: *sniffle* What want?

Randy: Me and teb needs mo milkies!

Cody: *sniffle* Ok, I get some. *walks away*

Randy: Codwee is funny!

Ted: Yeah, he's a poopyhead! *both kids start laughing*

Then, another baby comes in and confronts the two...

Baby Cena: Why you guys so mean?

Randy: Nunya! *crosses arms*

Ted: Yeah, nunya! *crosses arms also*

Baby Cena: Guys, you gots to haves Thustle, Royalty and Respet!

Randy: Says who? Yo mommy?

Baby Cena: No!

Ted: You're a poopyhead too! Cuz Vinnie let you play with the cool toy all the time just because you bring him lots of cookies!

Baby Cena: Not too!

Randy: *draws black marker all over arms* I got a tatboo! You don't! Haha

Baby Cena: Vinnie tells me tatboo no good for me.

Randy: You stupid! You thuk! You Vinnie's bestest fred!

Baby Cena: *gasps* You say a bad word! I tell Vinnie! You lose all your cookies!

Randy: Vinnie no take my cookies! Vinnie like me!

Cody: *walks in* I bak! Heres milkies!

Randy & Ted: *grabs forcefully* Gimme!

Cody: *sighs and starts crying*

Randy: Why you cry Codwee? We you friends!

Ted: Ya!

Cody: *wipes eyes* I go play by the slide. *walks away*

So Cody goes across the playground, and finds a special face.

Special Face: Hi Cody! *jumps rope*

Cody: Hi Kelwee.

Kelwee: What wrong?

Cody: Me friends being mean...

Kelwee: Oh poor Cody. *gives hug*

Voice: Hey! That's my boyfriend!

Kelwee: Maeeze! What you talking bout?

Maeeze: No not him. Non, pas lui, le gars de Wandy. Euh, quel est son nom? Oh! C'est vrai! Son nom est Ted! Il me donne beaucoup de pâtisseries!

Kelwee: Wat?

Maeeze: Tupid girl...*walks over to Ted*

Kelwee: I sorry Codwee.

Cody: It O.K.

Kelwee: Hold my han?

Cody: Yay!

Kelwee: *giggles*

On the other side of the playground, we see a fight brewing!

Baby Trips: He pushed stephie into the sandbox! *points to Randy*

Randy: Ya I did! So what?

Baby Rey: ¡Amigos! ¿No podemos llevarnos bien? Vamos a tomar algún aperitivo en el interior y olvidarse de todo esto sucedió, hueno?

Baby Trips: I kill you! *runs after Randy*

Randy: Teb! Codwee! Hep! *runs away*

Ted: Don't worry Wandy! *hits Baby Trips with a stick*

Baby Trips: Grrr! *runs after both boys*

Ted: Wun!

Randy: Into the daycare!

While the chaos inside happens, we see the cutest thing going on...

Kelwee: You have purty eyes!

Cody: No you do!

Kelwee: *giggles* Codwee, do you want to be my boy...

Randy: *runs out* Codwee! Help me! Trippies gots a bat!

Cody: I'm sorry, Kelwee, but I got to help Wandy...

Kelwee: But Codwee! *Cody runs to help Wandy*

Randy & Ted: Get into the jeep!

Cody: *starts jeep* C'mon guys! Get In!

Randy, Ted and Cody drive away from a screaming Trippie with a PlaySchool bat into the sunset...with final words that sealed their fate...

Kelwee: ...friend? *sighs & tears start rolling down face*

Cody: *jumps up* Yes, yes I will!

*looks around*

*sigh* It was just a dream...

I'd like to thank @sarkasmzdeal on Twitter for this great idea!!

[rkosnumba1fan]

Before I start, I must warn you that this episode of "Cody" is a little more dramatic than comedy, even though it is tagged as humor. Please enjoy nonetheless!

It's Wrestlemania Sunday. Sweat is pouring from his pores. Breathing speeds up. Fingers tingling. Boots shaking. Cody awaits as Randy, Ted & Santino drive up to the arena parking lot. Willis is jamming out to "In Da Club" by 50 Cent. Totally random.

Willis: Go Shawty, it's your birthday...

Cody: *mumbles* Hush, Willis!

Willis: What?! I can't hear you!

Cody: *sigh*

As the car parks, and the daunting trio comes walking up, Cody is filled with fear and nausea from Santino's fashion choices.

Randy: Cody.

Cody: Randy.

Randy: *stares intently, coldly and motions to Ted*

Ted: See you inside.....BUDDY. *slaps back hard*

Once inside, Cody came into the "Legacy"dressing room/locker room area with Willis giving him instructions.

Willis: Is Randy in there?

Cody: *looks around* Nope.

Willis: Go talk to Ted.

Cody: *walks over* Heya Ted.

Ted: Oh, hey.

Willis: Repeat after me.

Willis: *speaks*

Cody: You know how this is our 1st WrestleMania right?

Ted: Ya...

Willis: *speaks*

Cody: Randy's been in 6 WrestleManias already! I think we should have our moment! It's our time!

Ted: We talked about this in the meeting. The creative team said that Randy was gonna win & Vince already approved it.

Willis: *speaks*

Cody: Wow, really? You're just gonna be a push-over for the creative team?

Ted: Um, ya, cuz they're the creative team!

Willis: *yells*

Cody: *sigh* DO YOU GET WHAT I AM SAYING? OR DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU? YES I WANT SAUSAGE ON MY PIZZA!

Willis: Crap, sorry, I was thinking of ordering a pizza.

Ted: What?

Cody: Um, I meant to say is come over here! Here's what were gonna do. *whispers*

So after ShowMiz won their match, the boys got their cue that their match was up next. Cody motioned to Ted and Ted motioned back. Randy came up and talked to the both of them.

Randy: You guys have to the chance to become immortal. You guys are at WrestleMania! How's it feel?

Cody & Ted: Good.

Randy: There's your cue! Get out there! *gives slight push*

As Legacy's music hits...Cody's world slows down as he walks down the ramp. He sees all the people and is in awe. He finally reaches the ramp with what seemed to be a lifetime. Finally the match is over and Cody is down and out. With that punt to the head, he was seeing Thessiens and was walking back to the locker room.

Cody: *holding head* Uggghhhh...

Ted: You ok, Codster?

Cody: What does it look like Ted?

Ted: I don't know. I just wanted to say that it was really cool working with you these past years. I hope we can still be friends.

Cody: Whatever dude. With the way you guys treated me, you're lucky you're still even my friend. *walks away*

Ted: *shakes head and sighs*

After that fateful meeting, the two never saw eachother (except for SuperShows) or traveled together ever again. Cody was on his own, well not really because Willis was with him. Cody was one of the new guys in town (aka SmackDown!).

Willis: This is great Cody! A new life and a new career starts here!

Cody: That's great but I miss my friends.

Willis: For the last f**king time, they WERE NOT your friends!!

Cody: *sigh* Let's just get into the locker room, ok?

He finally finds his locker room but he finds out he has a roommate and abruptly bumps into him.

Goldust: *bumps* Oh Cody. Um, are you my roommate?

Cody: *rolls eyes, sighs, and crosses arms* I guess so.

Goldust: Oh c'mon Cody! It'll be just like old times! *nudges*

Cody: *moves away* What old times? THERE WERE NO OLD TIMES!

Goldust: I know I wasn't really home much, but...

Cody: It seems like no one was home! Only MY mom was home! Our stupid father was never there! And neither were you!

Goldust: Code, dad was there when he could. You know he was working with WCW back then!

Cody: Whatever. *drops bags and walks out*

Willis: Um, are you ok?

Cody: Ya i'm fine.

Willis: That's good cuz i was starting to worr...*voice trails off*

Cody: Willis?

Willis: *stammers* I, I, I, I think I have to change my underwear.

Cody: What? Why?

It's because in the distance, both of them see Kelly Kelly stretching, drinking water, and sweating (A LOT).

Cody: Wow. *stares*

Willis: It's like my life finally has meaning. *stares*

Cody: I love God. *stares*

Willis: Amen. *stares*

Both of the boys see Kelly coming their way, and act casual (well, they try.)

Kelly: Hi Cody. I didn't know you were coming to SmackDown!

Cody: Ya, here I am! Hehe, at SmackDown!

Kelly: It's really nice to see a familiar face.

Cody: You too! Hehehehe.

Kelly: Has anyone told you have pretty eyes?

Cody: Um, um, um,

Kelly: *giggles* I'll see you around, ok? *walks off*

Cody: Ya for sure!

Willis: She's like an angel's spawn. She's everything a voice could want. She's perfect!

Cody: Not to mention....TOTALLY OUT OF OUR LEAGUE!

Willis: SHE WILL BE MINE!

Cody: Ahem.

Willis: Haha, that's right, "ours".

Thanks for watching another great episode of "Cody"!

[rkosnumba1fan]

Hey everybody! I've noticed that the (few) people that partake in the series really enjoy it and I would like to throw out an interactive concept in order for YOU, the reader, to truly have a more enjoyable experience!

So, without further ado, Cody and Willis have a very special message for you!

Cody: Hey There, this is Cody Rhodes...

Willis: ...and me!

Cody: Yes, and you. Anyway...

Willis: Are you just gonna cut me off like that? I HAVE THINGS TO SAY!

Cody: Ok, go ahead.

Willis: Hold on....

Cody: *waits*

Willis: I'm thinking...

Cody: *sigh*

Willis: Um....

Cody: Willis! We have to tell our loyal readers the important message!

Willis: Oh Right! Of course, hehe.

Cody: WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY WAS that we've had great adventures together over the last few episodes, eh Willis?

Willis: Yep definately!

Cody & Willis: And to show our appreci...

Willis: Oh were you gonna say it?

Cody: Ya kinda.

Willis: But I wanted to say it.

Cody: Ok go ahead and say it.

Willis: Ok...

A few moments pass...

Cody: Are you gonna say it or not?

Willis: I think you should say it.

Cody: *sigh* Ok I will. To show our apprecia...

Willis: WAIT!

Cody: WHAT NOW?!

Willis: We need to do the Mexican Hat Dance!

Cody: 'The Mexican Hat Dance'? Really? Do we need to do it now?

Willis: Ya! Because this is a huge announcement!

Cody: *sigh* No, we are not going to do the Mexican Hat Dance.

Willis: Why, why not?

All of a sudden a daunting and intimidating presence comes forth...

Randy: This is f**king ridiculous. Move out the way. *pushes Cody to the floor*

Willis: But, but, but, this is our announcement! Cody! You have to do something!

Cody: *whispers* Are you crazy? Randy is so scary!

Willis: C'mon Cody! Be a man! *lifts up Cody's arm and slaps Randy on the back*

Randy: *turns around* DID YOU JUST SLAP ME?

Cody: No, no, no, no! *shakes head nervously*

Randy: *looks at Cody, dauntingly*

Cody: *shakes* No, Randy, No!

Randy then hits Cody with an explosive RKO!

Cody: Ugghhh...

Randy: *kicks Cody out of the way* Now, finally. The epic announcement that was supposed to be made by this buffoon will be made by me.

He just wanted to tell YOU, the loyal reader *points at you*, that to show the appreciation for you guys that ANY and I mean, ANYTHING THAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN ON THE SHOW, put it on the comments (right here: bit.ly/bPXXu1), your idea (most probably) MIGHT be put on the show, and you will be mentioned in the next episode of "Cody." If your idea is really good, you might even guest-star on the show next episode, and you will hang out with Cody on the set!

Get started, before I punt each one of you in the skull!

[rkosnumba1fan]

Now that Cody has gotten himself accomadated on SmackDown, he seems to be getting a lot of attention...from all the Divas on SmackDown! He doesn't know how to handle it! Let's see how it's going...

Willis: You are so disgraceful....

Cody: What? Why would you say that?

Willis: Let's see, since you've been on SmackDown, Tiffany, Rosa, both the Bellas, Kelly Kelly, and Eve have came up to you and talked to you.

Cody: Ya, and....

Willis: ALL YOU DO IS SMILE AND CHUCKLE!!

Cody: You're right...*frowns*

Willis: You sadden me...*shakes head*

Cody: Now that Dustin got drafted to RAW, I have the locker room all to myself!

Willis: Yeah that's great, but where's Sir Assalot?

Cody: Uh-Oh.

Across the hall, right by the catering area...

Deal: Isn't it great? We're at SmackDown!

Jamal: Yeah, I can't wait to see the divas!

Deal: And the superstars!

Jamal: AND THE DIVAS!

Sir Assalot: Hee-Haw!

Jamal: Holy s**t! IS THAT A DONKEY?

Deal: (sarcastically) Noooo! Not at all! It's a freaking lemur.

Sir Assalot: Hee-Haw!

Jamal: What is a donkey doing here?

Deal: It's probably looking for it's mom or something.

Jamal: Where do you think she is?

Deal: I know. Right over there. *points to Vickie's office*

Jamal: *bursts out laughing*

Cody: *runs over* Hey, sorry. C'mon Sir Assalot!

Sir Assalot: Hee-Haw!

Jamal: Hey! Are you Cody Rhodes?

Cody: Ya. Are you guys the ones that won that contest?

Deal: That's us! Can we hang out with you?

Cody: Sure, I guess. My locker room is right over there.

Jamal: Cool!

So all four of them went over to Cody's locker room.

Jamal: Whoa! Are all those G.I Joes yours?

Cody: Yep.

Deal: Wow.

Cody: You guys wanna play with them?

Jamal: Hell Yes! I wanna be the 1st Commander Alpha!

Cody: Hey hey now. You can be a cadet first.

Deal: *shakes head and sighs* Wow.

Then, a knock at the door...

Kelly Kelly: Hello?

Deal: KELLY KELLY! *covers mouth*

Kelly Kelly: *smiles* Yeah, Is Cody around?

Deal: Um, Um, Yeah! He's um, over, over there. *points and shakes*

Kelly Kelly: Thanks. *smiles*

Deal: *continues shaking*

Across the room...

Kelly Kelly: Hey Cody!

Cody: KELLY! *hides G.I Joes behind back*

Jamal: *jaw drops*

Kelly Kelly: Are you busy?

Cody: Um no not at all!

Kelly Kelly: Great because I need your help!

Cody: What is it?

Kelly Kelly: If it's not too much trouble, I need your two friends as well. Can they help too?

Jamal: YES YES YES!

Deal: Hehe, of course we will.

They go over to the Diva's locker room...

Rosa: ¿Los hombres tienen ayuda?

Kelly Kelly: Yes.

Tiffany: Great!

Kelly Kelly: Ok, see we are having a jump rope competition, & we keep having a tie! So, we need you guys to be judges!

Cody: Ok.

Kelly Kelly: *points to Cody & smiles* You can watch me.

Tiffany: And you can watch me! *points to Deal*

Rosa: ¡Y tu miras a mi! *points to Jamal*

After 15 minutes of glorious jump roping action, the boys have to make a decision.

Kelly Kelly: So who won?

Cody: I think you did.

Jamal & Deal: I think so too.

Kelly Kelly: Yay! *hugs Cody*

Cody: *smiles nervously*

Tiffany: Um, Kel, we should get ready for our match.

Kelly Kelly: You're right. See you around Cody.

Cody: Um, bye! Hehehe.

Jamal: Dude, Kelly is so into you!

Cody: No she's not. I don't got a chance...*frowns*

Deal: SERIOUSLY ARE YOU BLIND?

Cody: *sighs* I don't know...

30 minutes later, Cody's match is up-next and the 2 boys are giving him a pep talk.

Deal: What time is it?

Cody: GAME TIME!

Jamal: Let's go!

As Cody runs out the ramp, the two boys follow and Todd Grisham & Matt Striker commentate.

Striker: Who are those two young gentleman behind Cody Rhodes?

Grisham: I believe those are the winners of the "Hang Out On SmackDown!" sweepstakes. The one on the left is named Jamal Parker and the one on the right is named Iam D Real Deal Yo.

Striker: Wow, that is quite an interesting name, Todd.

Grisham: It sure is.

Striker: Let's get to the action!

After the match is over, we see a certain something going on...

Cody: *steps out of shower and puts on towel*

Kelly: Knock Knock.

Cody: *steps back* Oh Kelly, you scared me! Geez!

Kelly: Where are your friends at?

Cody: Hehe, Hornswoggle stole Deal's iPod and they ran after him.

Kelly: Oh. I was just wondering if you and your friends wanted to go out with me, Rosa, and Tiffany.

Cody: Ya, but they aren't of age to go into the clubs,

Kelly: Don't worry, I'll take care of that!

A couple hours later...

Deal: Why do I have to wear the fake mustache?

Kelly: Because Jamal is wearing the goatee! Do you want to get in or not?

Jamal: YES YES!

Kelly: *grabs Cody's hand & smiles* Let's go then!

While in the club, Tiffany is dancing with Deal and Jamal is dancing with Rosa. Kelly is trying to get Cody to dance with her...

Kelly: C'mon Cody! Please! *pulls arm*

Cody: No. I don't dance.

Kelly: Please!

When Cody finally agrees to dance with Kelly, the song "Grind with Me" by Pretty Ricky starts playing out the speakers of the club...and things start getting hot and steamy between the the two...

Kelly: Mmmm...I love this song...

Cody: (thinks) Willis! Where are you? I need help! I don't know what to do!

Willis: Dammit Cody! Just hold her by the waist and let her do the work! Gosh! You can't do anything right!

Cody: (thinks) Thanks Willis! *puts hands on waist*

Kelly: *giggles*

Their eyes meet.....Cody leans in.....Kelly leans in.....only to have Tiffany pull her away!

Tiffany: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Kelly: What does it look like I was doing?

Tiffany: C'mon Kel, you could have any guy you want, and you want HIM?!

Kelly: He's nice, and sweet, and thoughtful, and he doesn't care if he has a six or eight pack. He's different, and I like him.

Tiffany: I thought you were going after Randy since your storyline with him flopped.

Kelly: I was, but I'm not on RAW anymore...

Tiffany: You know, there is something called SuperShows!

Kelly: Besides Tiff, Randy's married, and he's happy. I couldn't mess that up.

Tiffany: So, you're just gonna go with that nerd over there? Seriously, Kel, he still plays with G.I JOES!

Kelly: I'm tired of you picking on him!

Tiffany: This "relationship" is soooo inappropriate!

Kelly: YOU WANNA SEE "INAPPROPRIATE"? I'LL SHOW YOU "INAPPROPRIATE"!

Kelly then walks over to Cody...and starts making out with him!

Tiffany: UGH! C'MON ROSA! *walks out*

Rosa: ¡

Èl es muy horrible! ¡Ugh! *follows Tiffany*

Across the club...

Deal: Why did they leave? I thought we were having a good time!

Jamal: Whoa! *points to Cody*

Deal: That lucky basterd...I hate him.

Jamal: *yells* YEAH BOY! GETCHA SOME!

Deal: Wait! Is that Kim Kardashian? .... IT IS!

Jamal: No way!

Deal: Let's go! *runs after*

Jamal: *follows*

While the boys go stalking...we see what Cody is doing...

Cody: Whoa! What was that for?

Kelly: I like you. I like you a lot. *runs fingers through hair & giggles*

Cody: Well, I like you too. *kisses Kelly*

After that night, Cody's confidence went through the roof! He began getting facials regularly and developed a cocky, vain, self-absorbed persona. He was always well-groomed and even threw out all his comics and G.I Joes. He stopped seeing his mom. He started buying moisturizers and started dressing sharper. He even got himself a fancy new custom-made jacket to wear to the ring. He was like a new person. He met with Jim Johnston to develop new ring music. He had adopted this new persona. THIS WAS A NEW CODY RHODES.

Thanks for watching another episode of "Cody"! Stay tuned for the new Cody Rhodes next week! Please comment and like!

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With Cody and Kelly's relationship reaching new heights, so did Cody's ego. Everyday it got bigger and BIGGER. It was soon approaching to be unbearable....even for Willis. His departure almost seemed imminient.

Kelly: Cody! Will you please get out of the bathroom? I need to take a shower!

Cody: *looks in mirror* Damn! You are awesome! You are good-looking, charismatic, talented...*rubs chin*

Kelly: Cody! *sigh* I'll...um...I'll let you in with me?

Cody: *opens door suddenly*

After suds and scandal...Cody gets a text message from someone he was surprised to hear from...it said:

"From Randy: Yo Codeman. Just thought I'd give you a heads-up on something that's going on @wwe.com. It's sumthin' called 'Superstar Superlatives'. Divas and the fans vote on who's most handsome, most conceited, etc. You might wanna start playing the 'game' in order to beat me for those awards. "

Cody: *thinks* Hmm...interesting...

Cody heads over to RAW to visit (or campaign for Superstar Superlatives) and stumbles across a troublesome situation...

Cody: *walks down hall*

Both Bellas: Hi Cody.

Cody: Hey there girls. How's it going?

Brie Bella: A lot better now that your here.

Nikki Bella: Ya.

Cody: Of course. *puts arms around both Bellas*

Both Bellas: You're sooo strong.

Cody: I know. *chuckles*

Nikki: Brie, should we inform him about our 'problem'?

Brie: I don't think he can handle it, Nikki.

Cody: What is it? You know, I am a 'problem solver'.

Brie: *giggles* Well, me and Nikki were arguing on who is a better kisser.

Nikki: But no one wants to judge!

Cody: I'm sure I could....arrange something. *strokes both shoulders*

Both Bellas: *giggles*

Willis: CODY! What about Kelly? What if she finds out? She'll be heartbroken!

Cody: *thinks* Well, we won't tell Kelly, now will we?

Willis: I can't believe this! You have the most beautiful diva on the roster as your girlfriend and you're still not happy?! What happened to the modest, shy guy I used to know?

Cody: *thinks* I threw him into the flames of HELL!

Willis: Cody....

Cody: *thinks* YOU KNOW WHAT WILLIS? Your services are no longer needed.

Willis: Cody! C'mon let's not be irrational!

Cody: I SAID GOODBYE!

Willis: Codddddyyyyy...

And POOF! Willis was gone, banished from Cody's conscience. Never to be heard from again...

Cody: *sigh* Now where were we?

Brie: I think that closet over there is empty.

Cody: Oooh a closet? Kinky.

Nikki: *giggles*

Cody opens the empty janitor's closet only to find.....MICHAEL COLE MAKING OUT WITH THE MIZ!

Cole & Miz: *gasp*!

Cody: Wow...

Both Bellas: OMG.

Cole: This is not VINTAGE!

Miz: Um...um...COLE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET OFF OF ME!

Cole: I thought you loved me! *runs out*

Miz: I do! I mean....wait! Come back!

Cody: Well, that was interesting...

Brie: I think Orton's dressing room is open.

Nikki: And we know for a fact that he's not in there.

Cody: How do you...nevermind.

So they go to Randy's dressing room only to find Ted and Maryse in there!

Ted: 5 thousand, 5 thousand and 1, 5 thousand and 2...

Maryse: Oui Oui!

Cody: Um, are we interrupting anything?

Ted: Codeman! *drops money and walks over*

Cody: Hey Ted.

Ted: Wow, you look different.

Both Bellas: *on Cody's arms* Mmm-hmmm...

Ted: Were you guys gonna...?

Cody: *shakes head* Oh yeah.

Ted: Oh, i'm sorry man. Let's go Maryse.

Maryse: *sigh*

So the "million-dollar" couple leaves the room, leaving Cody and the Bellas all alone...

Willis, though, is in Voice Command, a place where voices go when they are unwanted...

Willis: Why did he leave me? I thought we were friends...

Well, even though i'm not with Cody, I can still see what Cody is doing...

Willis then looks over the clouds and sees Cody in a three-way kiss with the Bellas!

Willis: Oh-No, I gotta warn Kelly!

Willis looks at the board of people who are open to be getting voices, and Kelly is there!

Willis: Ok, I gotta get there! And fast!

While Willis gets into Kelly's system, the debauchery in Randy's dressing room is still going on...

Cody: Mmm...you taste like strawberry...and you taste like kiwi...

Just as things were going to kick into high gear, Randy and Santino walk in!

Randy: Cody, what the f**k are you doing in my dressing room?

Santino: With ze two Bellas!

Cody: What does it look like Randy? I'm reeping the benefits of still being SINGLE!

Randy: *drops bags* What did you just say to me?

Cody: *gets in face* You heard me. DID I STUTTER?!

Randy: DO YOU WANT ME TO PUNT THE S**T OUT OF YOU?

Cody: *glares intensly* I'd like to see you try.

Randy: *Santino holds back* You're lucky you're on SmackDown or I would beat the f**kin s**t out of your puny ass!

Santino: Randy, now, calm adown! He is not aworth it!

Cody: *pops collar* Later....Mandy.

Randy: *grunts and growls*

Brie Bella: Oh Cody, that was....*moans and grabs hair*...that was so amazinggg...standing up to Randy really turns me on.

Nikki Bella: *whispers in ear* I really wanna go to Smackdown now...*kisses ear*

Then...

Kelly: CODY! What are you doing?

Cody: *pops Trident in mouth* Um...fighting cavities?

Kelly: I can't believe this! I thought you were different! I thought I could trust you...*walks out*

Cody: *runs after and grabs arm* Kelly, I'm just getting votes for the Superlative...

Kelly: By what? Being a man-whore? What happened to my Greek food guide? My thoughtful bike fixer? My wine-tasting partner? My....My 1st commander alpha?

Cody: Kelly....don't do this...

Kelly: *tears start rolling* I'm....*snifle*....I'm sorry Cody. *runs off*

Cody: *reaches out* Kelly...

The next day at the taping of SmackDown...Cody was feeling somber and sad...

Cody: What have I done? *sigh*

*thinks* Willis?

Oh that's right, I pushed him away too...

So he walks out into the hallway and bumps into a new intern, and spills warm coffee all over him!

Cody: Oh dude, i'm so sorry. I'll totally buy you a new shirt of less or equal value...

Hellbilly: Oh it's ok. I got it for sale at Kmart.

Cody: I'm Cody.

Hellbilly: I'm Hellbilly, but you can just call me Bill.

Cody: Would you be interested in being my personal assistant?

Hellbilly: Um, I guess, but I got things to....

Cody: GREAT! *pulls Bill into dressing room*

Here's the list of stuff I need for you to do:

* Send 36 roses to Kelly. (12 red, 12 white, 12 pink)
* Make a wax and tanning appointment.
* Buy lots of moisturizers.
* Vote for me at WWE.com for superlative.
* Tell Bellas to stop calling,
* Call my mom i'm fine and that i've been really busy.
* Send Ted a "I've got a better gimmick than you" Hallmark Card with Will Ferrell on the cover.
* Call GQ Magazine until I get a photo shoot.
* Try and get Tiffani Thiessen's number.
* Send talking forgiveness bear to Kelly.
* Book a meeting with the creative staff.
* Continue to tell Kaizar Cantu that I have the superior G.I Joe Collection. (i.e Mint Condition 1945 Alpha Series)
* Tell me that i'm a sexy beast on a regular basis.
* Vote for me again at WWE.com on a different computer.
* Get Aqua's newest album and send it to Ted.
* Mock Santino's accent.
* Try and get Randy as pissed off as possible.

Cody: I think that's it for now.

Hellbilly: Um, let me think about this....how about NO?

Cody: Ok, well, can you at least stick around? I'm kinda lacking in the friend department....

Hellbilly: I can see why...

Cody: Ahem.

Hellbilly: Seriously dude, you're no fun to hang out with...

Cody: Hey! I'm more fun than Ted!

Hellbilly: A rock is more fun than Ted...

Cody: You're not helping....

Hellbilly: Dude, I gotta job to do, later.

Cody: But! But! Wait!

What will happen with Cody? What will become of his new gimmick? Will Cody ever get Tiffani Thiessen's number? Tune in next week to find out on "Cody"!

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Today was the day. Today was the day Cody had been waiting for. TODAY WAS THE DAY THE SUPERSTAR SUPERLATIVES' RESULTS ARE OUT. Cody had spent a good amount of time campaigning for some categories. At exactly 7:41 a.m on Monday, Cody awoke, put on an acne face mask and checked out WWE.com.

Cody: C'mon, c'mon...

And he clicked with ferocity (but not too much ferocity, because he just got a manicure yesterday)!

Cody: YES! Let's see who voted for me...

It had showed that Cody had won for Most Handsome and for Most Conceited.

Cody: What?! The Bellas said they were gonna vote for me! Hmm, Maryse voted for me? Interesting.....Alicia, Jillian...but Kelly didn't vote for me. *sigh*

Then, someone knocked on Cody's hotel door...

Cody: What? Oh, um hi!

Randy: Hey congrats on winning! *gives hug*

Cody: Thanks a lot. I figured me and you weren't tight anymore.

Randy: Dude are you serious? I needed some practice for my character.

Cody: Right...

Randy: Anyway, me, Ted, Santino, Oleg, Sheamus, and John were going to Hooters tonight, and I was wondering if you wanted to come.

Cody: Yeah sure, that'll be cool.

Randy: Just like the old times! *smacks back*

Everyone knows about GTL I presume? Well, Cody went out and got some GFT. Gym, Facial, and Tan. At the gym, a beautiful fan came up to Cody and talked to him.

Cody: 29...30!

Fan: Um, excuse me?

Cody: Oh, hey.

Fan: I don't mean to sound like a dork, but can I get your autograph?

Cody: *thinks and looks up and down* Mmm, damn...I'll give you my autograph, and somethin' else girl...

Fan: *waves hand in face* Hello? Can I?

Cody: *shakes head* Oh, oh ya for sure!

Fan: *squeals* Yay!

Cody: Here you are.

Fan: Wait? Is this your number?

Cody: Yep, don't give it out, or i'll kill you.

Fan: Ok, I won't , I promise!

Cody: I didn't get your name.

Fan: OH! I'm Nicole.

Cody: Hmm...Nicole...nice...*walks away*

Nicole: I'll call you! *giggles*

Soon after, Cody goes for a facial and tan, but a certain someone kept antogonizing him when he was getting a facial.

Owner: Hello, welcome to Miami Spa, what would you like today?

Cody: I'll have a Gold Leaf mask.

Owner: Sit down in this chair, and I'll have one of my employees come now.

Cody: *sits and sighs*

Chinmay: Wow. You actually get facials! THAT IS TOO FUNNY! *cracks up*

Cody: Yeah, haha, c'mon let's get this over with.

Chinmay: Seriously, this is too good! *continues laughing*

Cody: Can you just hurry up and put the damn mask on?

Chinmay: Oh yeah, Mr. Rhodes, sure thing! *continues laughing*

Cody: Really? This is so mature of you.

Chinmay: At...least...I don't get facials! *laughs hysterically*

Cody: SERIOUSLY DUDE! PUT THE FREAKIN MASK ON!

Chinmay: Ok, ok, calm down bro! *snickers and puts mask on*

Cody: *sighs*

After that little encounter, Cody went out for some F and got some light T in. Beforehe knew it, he got a call from Nicole.

Nicole: Hello?

Cody: Who's this? If this is another prank call about a goat, I will flip out!

Nicole: *giggles* Haha, no, this is Nicole, from the gym?

Cody: Oh right.

Nicole: What are you doing later?

Cody: I'm actually going to busy tonight, but any other night would be so good. *licks lips*

Nicole: How about Saturday?

Cody: How about Friday?

Nicole: Even better!

Cody: It's on, then.

Nicole: See you Friday!

Cody: Oh, yes, we will.

As Cody was getting ready for Hooters, he just kept thinking about Friday night. What he was planning made him smile. From Ear to Ear. A couple hours later, Cody jumped in his car and headed to Hooters down the block from his hotel.

Randy: Codeman! You made it!

Cody: Wouldn't miss this for the world!

Santino: I still don't know why they call this place Hooters. Is there a lot of owls?

Randy: Ah, Santino you are too much.

Santino: Does everyone hoot? Do we have to hoot too? BECAUSE SANTINO MARELLA DOES NOT HOOT FOR NO ONE!

Ted: Except for that grenade last week! *snickers*

Santino: DiBazzazie! I told you to never mention that again!

Sheamus: That gurl was ugly, fella!

Vladimir: Ya!

Santino: *hangs head and sighs*

Cena: C'mon you guys. Give Santino a break! He was pretty drunk that day.

The guys finally made it inside after Cody fixed his hair 50 million times and Santino and Ted went back and forth for at least a good 15 minutes.

Waitress: Hello, welcome to Hooters! 7?

Randy: Yes.

Waitress: Right this way.

Ted: *whispers to Sheamus* I dare you to ask her if she wants to try some of your lucky charms.

Sheamus: What? You're crazy, fella!

Ted: Hehe. *smiles*

Waitress: I'm AmberLee, and I'll be your waitress tonight. Can I start you guys off with drinks or appetizers?

Randy: I'll have a Bud Light.

Cena: I'll have a Dr. Pepper.

Santino: I'll have some...um...milk?

AmberLee: That's fine.

Vladimir: *inaudible due to his accent*

AmberLee: Excuse me?

Randy: He wants a Budweiser.

AmberLee: Oh ok, got it.

Sheamus: I'll have some O'Doul's, milady.

Cody: I'll have an iced tea.

Ted: and I'll also have a Bud Light.

AmberLee: Thanks guys, It'll be right out!

So as they drank their drinks and waited for their dinner, they talked casually at the table.

Ted: God, I love this place.

Randy: Easy there Teddy.

Sheamus: Ya, watch out there, fella!

Ted: *clears throat*

Cody: *looks over and thinks* Is that...Nicole? It is! She works here? Oh, hell yes!

Randy: Codeman, you looking at that fine chick over there?

Cody: Ya.

Cena: You should totally ask her out!

Cody: I kinda already did.

Ted: What?

Cody: I'm. That. Damn. Good.

Sheamus: *slaps Cody on the arm* Shut up!

Cody: Call her over here and ask her.

Ted: *whistles* Hey, you! Come over here!

Nicole: Can I hel...Cody?

Cody: Hey.

Nicole: I didn't know you were coming over here! *sits on lap and puts arm around shoulder*

Cody: Just hanging with my boys.

Nicole: No way! Randy Orton, John Cena, Ted DiBiase! *squeals*

Santino, Vladimir, & Sheamus: And me?

Nicole: And... Santino, Kozlov, & Sheamus!

Cody: Yep.

Nicole: Oh, I gotta go! I gotta table to seat! See you friday, Cody! *kisses cheek and gets up*

Ted: *checks out Nicole* Good God.

Randy: How did you get her, Cod?

Cody: I'm like a magnet, they all come to me.

All: *laughs*

After they finished eating, Randy came and talked to Cody in the parking lot.

Randy: Is this one a keeper?

Cody: Hell nah.

Randy: What? Why?

Cody: I'm just living by the the three F's for now.

Randy: 'The Three F's?'

Cody: Yea, Find, F**k, Forget.

Randy: You're damn cold-blooded, you know that?

Cody: I know. *pops collar*

Randy: Is that what your planning to do on Friday?

Cody: Eff Yea!

Randy: Good luck, Cody.

Cody: I won't need it.

So the week passed by and Friday came along...Cody drove up to Nicole's house, and seen she was wearing a slinky, tight gray dress.

Cody: *licks lips*

Nicole: Do I look OK?

Cody: Mmm...you look more than OK...

Nicole: So where are we going?

Cody: Unfortunately, I'm really tired from SmackDown (she thinks it's live) and I was just hoping we could have a quiet evening...in my hotel room...order a movie and eat popcorn?

Nicole: That sounds nice!

Cody: Well, let's go then!

So him and Nicole get into his car, and drives to his hotel, although they don't get out of the car just yet...Cody surprises Nicole in the parking lot.

Nicole: Is this your hotel? It's so big!

Cody: Ya, this is where i'm staying...all alone...

Nicole: Poor you...*touches shoulder*

Then, their eyes meet and the tension is unmistakable...Cody goes in for a kiss...and Nicole kisses him back!

Cody: Wow.

Nicole: Ya.

Cody kisses her again, and she responds intensely.

Nicole: Oh Cody...yes...

Cody: Mmm, yea...

Nicole: This...feels...feels so right...

Cody: You wanna go up to my room?

Oooh! What will happen? What will Nicole say? Will Vladimir Kozlov ever get rid of his accent? These questions will be answered in the next episode of "Cody"!

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Previously on Cody: Cody won for Most Handsome and Most Conceited on the Superstar Superlative, found a new fling, went to Hooters, and things got steamy fast.

Let's see what happened the next morning...

The next morning Cody wakes up about 5:00 a.m to catch his flight to the next city. Nicole sleeps soundly on the bed.

Cody: *shrugs and thinks* Damn, that was a good night! I haven't heard anybody say my name that many times in a LONG time.

*grabs suitcase and thinks* Poor girl, the least I could do is kiss her goodbye...

*kisses, walks out, and closes the door*

A couple hours later...

Nicole: (sleepily) Mmm...Cody...that was great.

*sits up* Cody?

Nicole looked high and low for Cody, but he was no where to be found. She went up to the room and checked out of the hotel.

Cody: *thinks* Oh, a message from Randy.

"Dude! How'd it go last night? Did you get it in?"

Cody: *thinks* I think I'm gonna call him...

(ring, ring, ring)

Randy: Hello?

Cody: Yo homes.

Randy: Haha, the man of the hour! So...how was it?

Cody: Damn good.

Randy: I taught you well, almost too well.

Cody: Look out! I'm about to smash your smashing record!

Randy: I doubt that very much.

Cody: Hey i'll call you back, i'm taking off now!

Randy: Ok.

As Cody landed, he looked at his phone and seen it said "8 Missed Calls and 8 Voicemails" all from Nicole. Cody felt a tad bit guilty but kept a cool, cocky demeanor, didn't call and deleted all the voicemails. In the distance, Cody seen a small man holding a sign that said "Cody Rhodes". It turns out that it was...

Cody: Evan Bourne?

Evan: Yep! I drew your name to see who I was gonna ride with to the SuperShow! Kinda like Cherry Pie! Hehehe!

Cody: Oh....ok?

Evan: I'm so excited to go to MSG again! It's such a rush! It's just like...YOWZA!

Cody: Yep.

Evan: You wanna drive first? Cuz I hate driving first, it's just like...UGH! YOU KNOW?!

Cody: Sure. *thinks* Did this guy drink 5 Red Bulls before coming here?

So Cody and Evan hit the road to their hotel in NYC. Strangely, Cody kept hearing Nicole say his name over and over again and it made him VERY happy.

Evan: Dude, why are you smiling like that? It's creeping me out!

Cody: Huh? Oh, sorry.

Evan: Hey your phone is ringing.

Cody: Who is it?

Evan: Um...Nicole?

Cody: Don't answer it!

Evan: Why not?

Cody: Just because.

Evan: I'm going to answer it.

Cody: Dammit Evan!

Evan: Hello?

Nicole: Hi, who is this?

Evan: This is Evan.

Nicole: Oh, is Cody there?

Evan: *puts hand over phone* Are you here?

Cody: NO.

Evan: Ya, he's right here.

Cody: Screw you!

Nicole: Can I talk to him?

Evan: Ya. *gives Cody the phone*

Cody: *presses END*

Evan: What did you do that for?

Cody: I don't want to talk to her.

Evan: Why not? She seems pretty nice, not to mention, she's totally hot! Like VOLCANIC MAGMA BUBBLING HOT!

Cody: You wanna know the truth?

Evan: Ya!

Cody: I hit then quit.

Evan: *gasps* Cody! Why would you do that?

Cody: Because I CAN.

Evan: I bet the poor girl is heartbroken!

Cody: Does it look like I care?

Evan: It does. You like her!

Cody: *grunts*

After what seemed to be a long drive, Cody checked into his room and saw that a housekeeper was in there...but it wasn't an old lady, OH NO NO NO!

Cody: *opens door*

Housekeeper: Oh senor, I didn't know you gonna be here so early.

Cody: I'm real glad that I did though.

Housekeeper: Oh really? *giggles*

Cody: If I didn't I wouldn't be able to see a true beauty like you.

Housekeeper: *giggles*

Cody: *thinks* Damn, she's like the Mexican Kim Kardashian.

Housekeeper: I should probably get going.

Cody: Or you could stay...

Meanwhile, a couple of hours later, Evan checked into his room and went down to the bar to talk about a concern about Cody.

Evan: Hey guys!

Randy: Mr. Bourne, how nice for you to join us.

Evan: Guys, i'm worried about Cody.

Ted: Huh? Why?

Evan: Because when he checked into his room, the housekeeper was still in there.

Randy: And?

Evan: Neither him or the housekeeper has came out! And it's been like two hours!

Ted: Damnnnnn! *fist pounds Randy*

Randy: I guess he really is trying to smash my smashing record!

Evan: Wait, what?

Ted: Cody is....um, how do I say it....

Hornswoggle: Bow Chicka Wow Wow!

Randy: Exactly!

Ted: Thank you!

Hornswoggle: Hehehehehaha!

Ted: Dare me to go knock on the door?

Randy: Hell yes!

Ted: OK, I will then!

So Ted takes the elevator up to the tippy-top and knocks on Cody's door.

Cody: Yo. *rubs cheek and puts ice on it*

Ted: What happened to your cheek?

Cody: Oh the hot housekeeper slapped me after I tried to flirt with her.

Ted: What?!

Cody: She left and smacked me! Can you believe that?

Ted: Ok, well I was just wondering...

Cody: It hurt too! Sheesh! Redness like this DOES NOT go down over night Teddy!

At the SuperShow in MSG, it was electric! Backstage, Cody and his partners are getting ready for their 6-man tag-team match.

LayCool: *points to Cody and themselves* Our team is....FLAWLESS!

Cody: Um, ya, let's go with that.

Then Cody's phone rings for the 15th time!

Layla: Gosh Cody! Who keeps calling you?

Cody: No one important.

Michelle: Let me see!

Cody: No, it's none of your business.

Layla: Come on Cody! How are we gonna be partners if we don't have trust?

Michelle: Good point, Lay.

Cody: [Ring, Ring, Ring] It's not important!

LayCool: LET US SEE! *tries to grab phone*

Cody: NO! *moves away*

Layla: Ok, you're right...

Cody: Thank you.

Little did Cody know, Michelle was right behind him and grabbed the phone right from his hand!

Michelle: Hmm...Nicole? Who is that Cody?

Cody: I told you it was nobody important!

Layla: Is that...your girlfriend?

Cody: NO! *walks away in frustration*

After the match and event finished, Cody still felt frustrated and went out to the bar to try and wash away his worries.

Bartender: What can I get for you?'

Cody: Get me a Jagerbomb please.

Bartender: One Jagerbomb coming right up!

Cody: No.

Bartender: Excuse me?

Cody: Don't get me one, get me five please.

Bartender: Five? Are you sure?

Cody: Yes, i'm sure. *puts money on bar*

Bartender: Alright.

A couple hours later...

Cody: (drunkenly) Just...just.....just get me sim aqua. Aqua ROCKS HARDCOREMANNNN! Wooooo!! *puts hand in air*

Then...

Kelly: Cody? Oh my gosh, are you drunk?

Cody: (drunkenly) No, no no no no no no no no no! *shakes head furiously and sticks tongue out*

Kelly: Let's go, we have to get you to the hotel.

Cody: (drunkenly) Wh...wh...why did I even f**k her? *looks at Kelly* Why? There was no friggin point to it!

Kelly: *puts hands on his face* What are you talking about?

Cody: Now, i'm f**ked! You wanna....you wanna know why?

Kelly: C'mon we have to go.

Cody: Because I didn't use no g*ddamn rubber ducky! That's....that's why! *pukes in trash can and passes out *

Kelly: This is not good. *takes out phone and dials number*

The next morning...

Cody: Ugh...my head...

Ted: WAKEY WAKEY CODEMAN!!!! *jumps on Cody*

Cody: What the hell, man?

Ted: Boy did we have a little adventure last night! *messes up hair* Hey, Randy! The drunken explorer is awake!!

Randy: *walks in from bathroom* How great was it that at 3 A.M I get a call from Kelly to go pick up your drunk ass? Huh? *punches arm harshly*

Cody: Ugh...that hurt. *covers self with blanket*

Ted: Get up! Your flight to Memphis is in 2 hours! We on the other hand are flying to Chi Town!

Randy: You mean Shy Town?

Ted: Ya, that too!

After a hot shower and some black coffee, Cody goes down to the lobby where Kelly is there as well.

Kelly: Cody, can I talk to you? It's really important.

Cody: Ya sure. And i'm sorry for how I acted last night, it was totally not cool.

Kelly: I really think you should call that girl ASAP.

Cody: What? Why?

Kelly: *plays recording from last night*

(Cody: Now, i'm f**ked! You wanna....you wanna know why?
Kelly: C'mon we have to go.
Cody: Because I didn't use no g*ddamn rubber ducky! That's....that's why! )

Cody: *stares blankly* No, I had to. I mean I always do. *puts hands on face* Oh my god.

Kelly: I'm sorry. *puts hand on shoulder & walks out*

While Cody drove to the airport, he just stared blankly into space thinking of how he could have let something like this happen. He's so young, he's just at the height of his popularity, he can't have something like this tie him down. He can't.

Cody: *thinks* I can't call her. I can't do it.

Voice: You can Cody.

Cody: *looks behind*

Voice: I know you can. You can do it! Be strong!

Cody: Willis?

As soon as he said that, the voice evaporated into the air...just like the wind...

Cody: I can do this. *takes deep breath, takes phone out and dials*

Uh-Oh! This doesn't look good for Cody! What will happen? What will Nicole say? Will Hornswoggle have a role of his own? Stay tuned loyal readers to find out the answers to these burning questions on the next episode of "Cody"!

Thanks for reading!

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